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just some lgbtqiap+ jokes for my neevlings (my fans(do I have fans WHATEVER))
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.
my friend said "My hair is not straight." And I said neither am I.Her: Yeah, i am
Me: Have you told your parents?
Her: Yes. Why are you asking?
Me: That must’ve taken them.. bi surprise
I’m into girls, and I’m into guys, yet I’m still single.
So I guess you could say I’m all bi-myself.
Me (a girl): mom, dad *nervously laughs* I like girls
My sister: I also like girls
Mom: It's ok sweeties: I'll still love you
Dad; doesn't anybody in this family like boys?
My brother: Umm.. about that...
Me: Mom, I needed braces
Mom: But honey you're teeth are straight
Me: unlike me
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