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Heard of creation moments? It is amazing.



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*proceeds to speak Yertle the Turtle by Red Hot Chili Peppers Dr. Seuss*

For once, I’m not singing an RHCP song! Unfortunately, this version is boring. Therefore, I shall now rap Yertle the Turtle by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

*raps Yertle the Turtle by Red Hot Chili Peppers*

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Um... WHAT!!!!!!
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Look at that turtle go, bro

On a far away island of Salamasond 
I saw Yertle the turtle was king of the pond 
A nice little pond, it was clean it was neat 
The water was warm, there was plenty to eat 
Until one day the king of them all 
Decided the kingdom he ruled was too small 
I'm a ruler of all that I see 
But I don't see enough and that's the trouble with me

With this stone for a throne, I am too low down 
I cannot look down upon the places beyond 
So, Yertle the turtle king lifted his hand 
And Yertle the turtle king gave a command 
He ordered all the turtles onto one another's back 
He piled them high into a ten turtle stack 
I'm Yertle the turtle, the things I now rule 
I'm a king of a cow, I'm a king of a mule

Look at that turtle go, bro

Then down from below in the great turtle stack 
Came a burp from a plain little turtle named Mack 
Just part of the throne, this burping little turtle looked up and said 
"I beg your pardon king Yertle 
I've pains in my back, my shoulders and my knees 
How long must we stand here your majesty?" 
"Silence!" The king of the turtles barked back 
To the bad burping little turtle named Mack 
"I'm Yertle the turtle, oh, marvelous me 
For I am ruler of all that I see!"

Yertle, Yertle the turtle 
Yertle, Yertle the turtle 
Yertle, Yertle the turtle 
Yertle, Yertle the turtle

Yertle, Yertle the turtle 
Yertle, Yertle the turtle 
Yertle, Yertle the turtle 
(Wow!) 
(Look at that turtle go)

Yertle, Yertle the turtle (bro) 
Yertle, Yertle the turtle 
Yertle, Yertle the turtle 
Yertle, Yertle the turtle

Yertle, Yertle the turtle 
Yertle, Yertle the turtle 
Yertle, Yertle the turtle 
Yertle, Yertle the turtle

Yertle, Yertle the turtle 
Yertle, Yertle the turtle

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What does that have to do with anything?
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It doesn’t.
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What is it?
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It has very cool facts about our world. I learn lots!!



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