One of my fave comedy skits!
NOTE: May not be the exact same script as in recordings, since I rewrote it (couldn't find the entire thing anywhere, cuz of 'net restrictions). Anyway, enjoy! ;D I laugh everytime I hear this XD
Teacher: Brian, what's a plural?
Brian: A what?
Teacher: Like weekends and holidays. When do you put a "s", Brian?
Brian: *angrily" LIKE WEEKENDS AND HOLDIAYS
Teacher: Okay, Brian.
(And so, she turns to this kid who knows everything, Erwin.)
Teacher: ERWIN. What's the plural of ox?
Erwin: Oxen. I saw... a herd of oxen.
Teacher: Brian.
Brian: *laughs* WHAT?
Teacher: What's the plural of box?
Brian: BOXEN, I SAW.. A HERD OF BOXEN.
Teacher: No, Brian. Erwin, what's the plural of goose?
Erwin: geese. I saw a flock.. of geese!
Teacher: Brian, what's the plural of moose?
Brian: *angrily* M- MOXEN! I SAW A FLOCK OF MOXEN!
Teacher: Brian, you're an imbecile.
Brian: IMBECILE-IN!
Teacher: What are you speaking, German?!
Brian: German- Jackson! JACKSON!!!
I think we can give up on Brian by this point XD
