Stop disrespecting me and learn your manners! I'm allowed to have a different opinion than you, and I shouldn't have people tell ME how I should think!
You are being a hypocrite because you said
if you don't have anything nice or polite to say, don't say it.
and then right after you started saying not nice things:
And are you a fish? NO! So you don't even know! It was just meant for fun. GOSH!!
You are actually doing things that could be considered bullying, and you're telling me not to comment, which is a VIOLATION of my rights to freedom of speech and I will not stand for your behavior! Own up to YOUR actions and apologize to me!