Doggy diary
I cuddled in close to my mother’s soft, white fur. Awe so cute! Okay let’s get over the cute stuff and get to the awesome stuff. Guess what/ Guess what?! Guess what?......................... you’re supposed to guess. Anyway i’ll tell you. Heh Heh Heh. That’s what I do when I’m excited… or awesome. i stick my tongue out the side of my mouth just so the drool slothers on the ground. Ahhh so relaxing.
Eyes
Okay. i’m getting off topic. Well, what I wanted to tell you was that I opened my eyes! I know. Coolest thing ever, and i’m not exaggerating. It was so cool. I got to see the world in real life for the first time!!!! Well, of course there was a not-so-good part to this. I got to see how ugly my brother was. ugh. He’s black. I’m white. Total color enemies!!!!!!!!! If you haven’t figured out yet I do not like him. Not-a-bit. Guess what his name is. Cash. Who names a dog Cash. All the other girl puppies think he’s rich. Dogs don’t have money. They have bones. There is one thing I don’t understand about my white fur-why it’s white. actually, its brown and grey. You’ll find out about that later.
Human Food
When i opened my eyes I began to look. I saw something amazing. sitting on a table over a plate there were two brownish thingies almost like a square. In-between there were thin red circles, and a leafy green shape. Wait. here was the best part. I don’t know what it was but it smelled so...um...heavenly. Looking like a thick squiggle (squiggles are awesome), there were two red lines on the outside and one pink one in the middle. Suddenly, I learned my first word(i learned these words later.) BACON.
Walking
Today, I got stuck. In the brain. Mine must be pretty small. There were these circles on my legs. They’re scary, but it’s fun to play with the pads. Well, I found out what the circles were for. So these long twig-like sticks called legs have feet. That’s what humans call them. Dogs call them paws.you put all four of them on the ground then put one in front of the other. Out of the blue, you’re moving. guess how i found that out. Cash. Just trying to impress the girl puppies. Again. He’ll never even impress me the slightest bit. Never. I mean sometime we would’ve found out how to do it. He just ruined the surprise if you think about it. Well, not for the ladies. The other ladies.
Potty-training
I don’t get it. When you have to go you have to go! Not fair. Why can’t I just go around the house doin’ my business wherever and whenever I want? The humans will clean it up. (though I don’t get why they have a grouchy face when they do it.) They’re teaching me to potty-train. The definition is simple. TORTURE! If were gonna get really scientific and technical here, it’s when owners teach you to go to the bathroom on specific times a day(generally when they open the door to outside.) I bet you don’t have a schedule for business.
doggy disappearance
These past few days were scary. Dogs from the barn went away one by one. when will I come next? First, there is talking outside. Then, other persons approach the barn. Third, they cuddle with you( it’s nice when it’s your owner but not with a stranger.) Lastly, they put you in a cardboard box and you disappear from the barn. Who know where they take you?
The box
You have to admit it I was in a barn for weeks with brothers and sisters. That can get a little annoying. well, today wasn’t my dream, it was a nightmare, but it was different. I heard other peoples outside, then, the people came into the barn, then a man and woman cuddled and snuggled me. Um...Disturbing. Then I saw it. The brown box coming straight toward me. I yelped and barked and ran around the barn ruining the rectangular haystacks jumping from one to one. Eventually, they caught me. They caught my brother too who saying his last bark-byes to the other girl puppies. I thought they were gonna drop me down a volcano or into a pit of fire. At least my brother was gonna die too. But the thought that he was with me? oh shiver.
