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My dad is actually gone



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I wish my dad was like a green screen
by (506k points)
+2
You don't like him?
+1 vote
by (198k points)
Dark humor
+2 votes
by (154k points)

15 years ago

“Hey dad, where are you going?”

“Just going to get some milk.”

*15 minutes after that*

“I’m back. I got your favorite, chocolate milk!”

“Thank’s dad!”

*4 years ago*

“I’m gonna become a Dream Stan.”

“Hey son, I’m gonna get some milk.”

*DISAPPEARS FOREVER AFTER WALKING THROUGH DOOR*

*last week*

“Being a Dream Stan is for losers. I’m gonna become a Chad.”

*dad walks through the door*

“I got your favorite!”

*EXTREME SOBBING BY SON*

“I LOVE YOU TOO DAD!”

by (489k points)
Um Hehe
by (252k points)

As a former DSMP stan I can confirm this is why my dad left stupid

by (57.6k points)
DSMP isn't that bad- depends the fan. If you like someone part of it like Wilbur Soot than yeah I agree with this. But like Tommy and Tubbo are good. Others in that too.
by (252k points)
(I was a Wilbur Soot girly-)

Still so mad at what he did. Bro is too fine to be acting like that.

And Tommy is a baddie as always. I still watch his content sometimes.
by (489k points)
Hi cheer post ur dress lol
by (57.6k points)
(Ah noooo.) I liked and loved his content and stuff before the incident. I feel bad for all the people who went through his abuse. I’m proud for Shelby being able to speak out.

As for Tommy, I’m making his Minecraft skin as a cosplay- takes time since U do all my cosplays by hand but welp.
by (252k points)
Facts. So sad I had to actually find out about Shelby through this- she's such a sweetheart!

And you should totally post pics of your Tommy cosplay when you finish! :D
by (154k points)
It’s okay to be a Dream fan, but your dad shall go for the milk if you are a Dream stan

Remember, it’s never too late to unsubscribe
by (57.6k points)
Dream as if Dream himself? Or DSMP?
by (154k points)
DSMP Stans are cringe, fans are ok
by (57.6k points)
-_-

Stans as in loving the fandom to the point it's mostly all you talk about? Because if so then. Guess I'm cringe :3
by (154k points)
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Stans as in people who are like “oh daddy dream I want to drink your sweat”
by (252k points)
Ahhh. Obsessive fans.
by (57.6k points)
+1
Ohhh obsessive. Yeah ew.
+2 votes
by (252k points)
Ahhh, was scrolling through my favorites. This post never fails to make me laugh.
by (506k points)
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This is very nice

Indeed

Very very nice

Very nice indeed

Indeed very nice—
by (252k points)
Just the title and then it's like "Jk he's gone" gets me every timeeee!
by (506k points)
Oh, I thought the title was still saying he was gone either way x3
by (252k points)
No you're right!
by (506k points)
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Oh, okay :D
0 votes
by (252k points)

OMG HEY LOVE SAMEEEE innocent

by (25.6k points)
+1

We love the dark humor innocent

by (252k points)

AMEN!! in_love




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