15 years ago
“Hey dad, where are you going?”
“Just going to get some milk.”
*15 minutes after that*
“I’m back. I got your favorite, chocolate milk!”
“Thank’s dad!”
*4 years ago*
“I’m gonna become a Dream Stan.”
“Hey son, I’m gonna get some milk.”
*DISAPPEARS FOREVER AFTER WALKING THROUGH DOOR*
*last week*
“Being a Dream Stan is for losers. I’m gonna become a Chad.”
*dad walks through the door*
“I got your favorite!”
*EXTREME SOBBING BY SON*
“I LOVE YOU TOO DAD!”
