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My friend said I'm like a cinnamon pop tart.

I'm ginger, white, and flat.

BRO I ALMOST SLAPPED HER SO HARD SHE FLEW TO MARS

Also she makes jokes like all the time

Like she always calls me a sunscreen muncher (which means I'm white) and she told one of my other friends that converse is such a basic white girl shoe

NO ONE IS HOLDING ME BACK FROM SLAPPING HER TO MARS



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by (116k points)
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Is your friend of color?
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YOU SHOULDA SLAPPED HER TO PLUTO
+1 vote
by (955k points)
Why not a dark matter sussy human Broadway edition pop tart? I love that flavor.

Also, does your friend watch Flamingo? Because I’m 99% sure that Flamingo said something about sunscreen eaters and Roblox avatars.

And as far as I know, Converse isn’t a basic shoe.

Also, why not slap your friend to the Sun? It’s impossible to survive there.
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THE GINGER WHITE AND FLAT PART

I LAUGHED SO HARD 

#RELATABLE skull

MY INTERNET FRIENDS KEEP CALLING ME A CRACKER AND I WOULD NORMALLY LAUGH BUT THEY WONT STOP AND IM SCARED TO TELL THEM THAT FEELS RACIST

by (527k points)
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Calling someone a cracker is racist, and people shouldn't be saying it more than once, if at all.

by (117k points)
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Yeah.

Also what sites do you have internet friends on?
by (160k points)
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Nobi, I probably shouldn’t be laughing about this,

But like five months ago my friend told me his black friend kept calling him the n word so he called him a cracker
by (527k points)
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Your friend's friend shouldn't be calling people that word (I know he gets a sort of pass because he's African American) because of his age! If he's, like, 13, he's wayyyyyyyy too young to be calling people that.

These kids shouldn't be throwing these racist names around :[
by (780k points)
Nobi

so one of my teachers said the R slur, which is against neurodivergent people (like me)

and uhh. She knows I have her

what do I do
by (527k points)
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Report her.
by (955k points)
+1
Tell the principal, because that ain’t alright.
+2 votes
by (137k points)

Your pfp looks like what a cinnamon pop tart should be. Is it a portrait?

too bad you can't slap me to Mars

by (112k points)
I could slap u to Jupiter tho
by (137k points)

fear.

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At least teleportation doesn’t exist.
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That isn't ok.

Tell her how her doing that makes u feel. If she still does it... Unfriend her



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