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Can anyone give me a remedy for a broken heart? :(

things i will need to get over this:

a riddle, fuzzy socks, Ben and Jerry's ice cream and a picture of Conan Gray.T_T




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I mean, I can try, but I’m really bad at making up riddles…

What’s 1 + 1?

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I have a lot of fuzzy socks, I’ll give you some. *gives fuzzy socks to Worm*

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Okay, don’t tell the FBI about this one…

*carries the Ben and Jerry’s ice cream factory and gives it to worm* There, infinite ice cream!

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i can count the pixels on that image
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that picture of him- a-=

also, Ben and Jerry are at ma door and they want their ice cream factory back-

by (926k points)
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Oh yeah. I forgot Ben and Jerry’s was gonna do that.
by (284k points)
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i've eaten too much ice cream, and watched too many Conan Gray music videos-
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Now time to send you to anti-ice cream and anti-Conan Gray land… devil_smile

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>:O

NEVA. NOPE. NOPE. NOPEDY NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

FOREVER IN LOVE WITH CONAN GRAYYYY
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Breakup??
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yes-

but, we were legit only together for like, a week, BUT IM STILL SAD AS HECK.
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Unfortunately bruce is not available, but GC is.

tell me about it.
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. . .. *cries hyserically*
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*gives you my Fuzzy Norwegian socks that don't cost 35$*

h    e     r     e

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mmm.  Norwegian wool.
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what happened?
by (284k points)
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. . . . . . *cries hysterically*
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...

Don't tell me what I think happened, happened—
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your thoughts, if they're what i think they are, are right.



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