I have no words.
I’m gonna be kind of blunt here, so if you’re not feeling it rn, don’t read ahead.
#1: it’s a name; you’re stuck with it until you’re 18. Don’t worry; at least your name isn’t something like Defloofius Jantron. Latin-American Names are epic, so it can’t be that bad.
Thankfully, it won’t go something like this:
“What’s your name?”
“Burger. Evan Burger.”
“IS HIS NAME… BURGER? HAHA, DID YOU COME WITH FRIES? IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME CHEESE?”
#2: Carly, just get physical. Don’t be all “ohhhh, but hurting people is meeeaaaan…”, just do it. If snitching on these dudes isn’t working, kicking their you-know-whats in will do the job.
Once again, don’t argue with me or go all pacifist on this one. This isn’t Undertale, but for these guys, you can go on a genocide route where instead of killing the bad people, you beat them up.
And Carly, stop being so freaking modest.
“Oh, I’m not talented…”
(In the most kind way,) Shut up, you literally won the “Most Artistic” category in the KT Yearbook, won KT User of the Year with Nobi, somehow beat me in KN User of the Year (which I’m still very salty about, but not towards you), you are trilingual, going on quadrilingual, you know enough about a group of freaking countries that it could land you a 100k/yr job at said group of freaking countries museum, you can make pretty good art, and most importantly, you’re a good friend.
Quit beating yourself up and show the world that you freaking rule.
