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Question

A boy asked me if I chosed to be Autistic 

Bruh

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Off topic, But im gonna have a sleep over at Nihara's today (but first I have to go to the doctor's due to my cho- Cold. I SAID COLD GUYS

Answer 1

How would you cho- that doesn’t make any sense :p

Also hope you have fun at the sleepover :D

Comments

if you know what cho- means you know
(Only true sigmas know. ask Eva)

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YAAAY

I AM A SIGMA NOW!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!

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I’m assuming this is an inside joke with the older users lol

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lera but add a cho at the beginning

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I REALIZED ONLY JUST BEFORE SEEING YOUR COMMENT CARLY OMG

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 Cholera 

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Boys at my school be like:

(I swear theres a whole army of boys (and like 2 girls) at my school that belueve that Cholera is their religion and make weird songs about it )

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Bro… 

Your school is even more crazy than my school, Carly. And my school is REAL crazy.

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The "Cholera Boys" as we like to call them also like to drink dirt water 

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I mean, raw dirt would probably get you diarrhea, but watered down dirt? Bleh.

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Oh.... that's very interesting...

Also I am a sigma 

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What if one of the Cholera boys gets Cholera

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Aw yeah! Show them what cholera REALLY is!

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Why does that sound like a super hero phrase

Cholera Man™

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And then you laugh at them 

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Fun fact. they sell Cholera plushies.
Look them up

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Bru

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Me when plush cholera 

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Wow

Cholera plushies???

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Y e s

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GUYS I CHANGED MY PFP ISNT IT 1800s SWEDE

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*le gasp

*buys 102982728292 cholera plushies

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C h o l e r a 

P l u s h 

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W H A T

Why on earth-

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what is this comment section about

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AAHHH

ITS LOOKS LIKE A BLUE KIDNEY

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YOU NEED THAT-

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Things humans need

- Food

- Water

- Shelter

- Love

- Cholera Plush

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-PJO

-Oxygen (optional)

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What should I do with the Cholera plush

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Eat it

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Why

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Bc it's so yummy

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DO YOU WANT CHOLERA?

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OOH OOH ME

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BRO WHY DO YOU WANT CHOLERA

(cholera can kill in 24 hours

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BECAUSE

I WANT SWEET RELIEF

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Like Karl's porridge?
Anna didn't get Cholera. She got food poisoning
Arvild, did die of Cholera tho

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Yus

Both are sensible ways to go 

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sobbing why

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idk porridge poison is just educational

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HOW IS IT EDUCATIONAL?

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It teaches you about how not to make food for your child :D

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How to not give your child serious foodborne illness

Also this comment section went from "What is Cholera" --> "Boys at my school love Cholera" --> "Cholera Plush Supremacy" --> "Expired Porridge"

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IM WHEEZING

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Why

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ME GUSTA EXPIRED PORRIDGE

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SI YO TAMBUEN

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hmm yes cuz getting cholera good/j

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We shall make this thread longer

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Si mi skibidi

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Im the skibidi godess

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Sigma Alpha Rizzer

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Cholera not sigma

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Si sigma

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WHY IS CHOLERA SIGMA

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Because cholera’s yummy :DD

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HOW IS CHOLERA YUMMY?
DOES IT EVEN CHANGE THE TASTE OF THE FOOD?

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It tastes like delicious burritos

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CHOLERA TASTES LIKE BURRITOS?

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YES

BURRITOS DE CHOLERA

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Burritos del colera

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Yum yum

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I put you in oregon trail
you died of 'hoid
(I swear if typhoid also becomes a meme I am gonna wheeze)

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YEY

I THINK I STARTED THAT MEEEMEM

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STAWHP

for the 2024 yearbook there better be meme of the year

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YUS

THE MEME O DA YEAR IS ‘PHOID

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'Lera

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Yummy yummy Cholera

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Yum yum yummy lera

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this might seem crazy, but you dont want Cholera

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HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAYZEE

BUT HERES MY CHOLERA

SO CATCH IT MAYBE?

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fun fact : Venezuela has both Lera and Phoid.

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Finally, a good rendition of my least favorite song!

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Stop we need a full version of catch it maybe.

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This has 65 previous comments.

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:D

I threw my health in the trash

Don't ask me, I'll never last

I looked to you as it fell

And now you're getting it too

I'd trade my soul for a wish

'phoyd and 'leara for my bliss

I was looking for this

But now I'm getting my way

Your health was holdin'

Resparation, air was flowin'

Hot night, germs were blowin'

Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you

And this is crazy

But here's my Cholera

So catch it, maybe?

Wow that took too long

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*gasp*

NEW BILLBOARD 100 CHART-TOPPER, MAYBE??!!!

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Lera and Phoid are foodborne and waterborne but Im sobbing

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'Phoid VS 'Lera

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Oh yeah, we’re doing Socratic circles (well we just finished them) and we talked about cholera!

Well, more like water pollution, but cholera and typhoid were both mentioned.

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I think your teacher was trying to summoun every Scandinavian Emigration Era Enthusiast or Oregon Trail player by simply mentioning Cholera or Typhoid (im both. Well, im not Cholera or Typhoid)

Anyways...

MY SCHOOL BANNED CHOLERA BECAUSE OF THE CHOLERA BOYS AT MY SCHOOL

What has my humor become. I now wont stop giggling when Cholera gets mentioned 

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Guys my Cholera will be the number one hit song sooon!

Answer 2

I love how the best asnwer has the weirdest comment thread ever

Answer 3

GUYS CARLY HAS CHOLERA! EVERYONE, EVACUATE!

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Bro dosent know the symptoms of Cholera

Answer 4

Wow. WHELM ACTUALLY-

SHUT UP NERD ALTER EGO PHOENIX >:(

Comments

I want an alter ego but idk where to buy them

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Oh well I would say get it on amazon but you really shouldn't support evil overlord Jeff Bezos. I have multiple. I am an alter ego COLLECTOR

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"Bezos" means "Kisses" in Spanish so his name is Jeff Kisses.

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Really!? XD That's hilarious

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yes

I'm a native spanish speaker (I was born in Venezuela and I started learning English at 5 years old. my family moved to America when I was 8 due to the politicial crisis in Venezeula)

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Wow cool!

Answer 5

I also have a cold. Hope it gets better by May 17

Comments

Ja vi elsker dette landet

Answer 6

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I hope you get to feeling better soon!

Answer 7

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