My quotes even though I'm not entering my own contest, of course:
*walks down the street with shades.* "Im cool." *trips on rock and faceplants* -Esie 2021
That's about as pretty as a blue wagon goin' up a hill backwards. -Sticks "Jacred" 2022
I want to go to another country where there are a lot of people to meet. Like Oklahoma. -Esie 2014