Banning String RP (JOIN CRY I WORKED HARD LOL

Question

BASICALLY HERE'S HOW IT GOES

(this is almost the exact same as the throwing things rp I did once now that I think about it

COMMENT LIKE THIS- "Banning" people for an absurd reason

No we are not actually banning people lol

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EXAMPLE :P

Esie: I ban Esie the III because Redtail got shmooshed by a rock

Esie the III: I ban Esie because a lot a characters in Warrior cats would still be alive if the Minecraft laws of gravity was somehow connected to that book series.

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Esie2: i ban esie becuz therhs no law sayin i cant

Esie: I ban Esie2 because I MAKE THE LAWS, DRAGON.

Esie the III: I ban Esie because well, you haven't made that law yet, have you?

Esie2: i ban esieIII becuz yes

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Yea this is basically that. Now ban other users >:)

DISCLAIMER: Please don't take it personally if someone bans you lol, this is just a joke.

Answer 1

I ban everyone who hasn't attempted to speedrun a game bc speedrunning is awesome (I'm speedrunning mcsm)

Answer 2

I ban GirlPwr4Eva because she’s my bestie

Comments

I ban Athena becuz she said Leo isn't hawt >:[

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GORL I SAID I DIDN’T FIND PERSONALLY FIND HIM HOT, I DIDN’T SAY OUTRIGHT THAT HE WASN’T HOT.

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I still ban athena because she still said he wasn't hawt. 

Answer 3

I ban everyone because we can't let this die again.

Answer 4

I ban your mom for not being me

Comments

I ban your mom for not being a sloth.

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I ban Nobi for thinking anyone in my family is a sloth

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I ban Sloth because I actually think you're a pirate in a family of canaries.

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I ban Nobi because I’m a pirate in a family of carribeans

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I ban Sloth because HE'S SHE'S A PIRATE

Answer 5

I ban everyone for being nice

Comments

I ban U for baning everyone!

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I ban GC for saying that I'm nice x3

Answer 6

i ban cheerless cheerleader bc GIRL WAKE UP NEW LOVEJOY UNRELEASED SONG SNIPPET JUST DROPPED!!!!

Comments

I ban U for banning her!

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i ban you for banning me for banning her

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I ban gamekid because that is not a valid reason.

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I Ban U for saying that that is not a valid reason!

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i ban you for saying that IS a valid reason

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I ban U because U are confusing me!

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I ban gamekid because to ban someone properly, you must say their username or nickname, not just “U”.

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I ban U for telling me I banned U wrong

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I ban gamekid because I’m not, I am simply explaining how to ban someone.

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I ban Elo for banning Gamekid because ban

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I ban Sloth because something.

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I ban PsychoSloth for baning Elo

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I ban U for making me click on this

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I ban both of you because you forgot to ban my mom

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I ban U for baning me

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I ban gamekid because your yellow could be my blue

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I ban U for making No cents

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I ban gamekid for not understanding that the blue I see could potentially be the yellow you see

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I ban all of you for making a banning string without me and it is not my fault that I didn't join in the first place so don't even  

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I Ban U for banning me for banning my blue

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I ban Nobi for not partaking in this string earlier

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I ban U for banning Nobi

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I ban Sloth because that is a valid reason.

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I ban both of you for not having an animal in your username

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I ban U for having a animal in your username

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I ban Sloth for being funnier, kinder and nicer than me.

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I ban U for banning her! HA

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I ban Sloth because “racer” is now an animal.

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I ban Nobi for deciding some things that are just the opposite and also on top of that I ban Elo because racers are not animals they are animal crackers

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I ban Sloth because I beg to differ, and also on top of that Simon said to.

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I ban Nobi for being cool enough to know Simon

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I ban Sloth for being cool enough to know herself.

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I ban Sloth because you have offended the animal cracker army.

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I ban Elo because you have offended the Stick Figure army.

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I ban Nobi because I am the leader of that army, therefore I cannot offend it.

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I ban Elo because you can be a leader of a group and offend a lot of people in it.

Example: people overthrowing their government x3

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I ban Nobi because that is true, but I’m doing math and I’m on a break right now.

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I ban Elo because math is the bane of my existence.

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I ban Nobi because math is fun, and also I’m on a long break of 25 minutes.

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I ban Elo because almost every time I do math, my brain needs a long break of

f   o   r   e   v   e   r

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I ban Nobi because I did 70 to 80 pages of math so far today.

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I ban Elo because that is unholy.

But good for you because you'll probably have a very well paying job later in life that is also quick money x3

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I ban Nobi because I’m on my 3rd long break of 25 minutes, and I did about 90 pages of math now.

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I ban Elo because

I

e   n   v   y

y   o   u   r

m   a   t   h

s   k   i   l   l   s

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I ban Elo for not immediately winning that contest

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I ban Nobi and Sloth because my best friend is at page 330 and I’m at page 450.

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I ban Elo because you're killing it and also because "Elo" wanted to autocorrect to "Sloth" even though I was certain of who I was banning.

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I ban Nobi for bad autocorrect

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I ban Sloth because it's raining tacos.

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I banNobi for banning sloth because its raining bacon not tacos!

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I ban Nobi because all I have is a water gun.

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I ban myself for being an idiot :D

Answer 7

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CHEESE I REMEMBER THIS

Answer 8

I ban everyone who has answered this post because *confused unga bunga*

Answer 9

Okay, so this is what I missed, huh?

I ban Esie because my tablet wanted to say "said"

Comments

I ban esie because she moved this post

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I ban Nobi for making me scroll down

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i ban everybody because we let this die for:

27 days

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I ban GirlPwr4Eva because the string has been moved.

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I ban GP because she did the math.

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i ban elo cause send me tah link pls

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I ban GirlPwr4Eva because I don’t know where it’s been moved.

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670 COMMENTS
SHR has a worthy oponent

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I'm very proud of this x3

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wheeze

Answer 10

I ban Everyone for not joining this contest!!!