It’s not me. I’ve never seen any of the above movies, I only speak English, I’m not allowed to drink soda, I don’t have a watch (though I used to have a kids one), and I’ve never tried coffee but I absolutely hate coffee-flavored stuff (one exception: some coconut cake or something).
As for my lineage, I’m not sure on my mom’s side (all I know is that she’s a tiny bit Indian), but on my dad’s side, the lineage is a lot of Norwegian (and Swedish, but don’t tell my grandpa), and I dunno what else.