You're stranded on a desert island what are the three things you have

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Answer 1

*Clears throught*
A private yacht with its own driver.
And a sign.
And a pencil.
I SHALL STICK THE SIGN IN THY ISLANDIC BEACH AND WRITTEN UPON IT, IT SHALT SAY 'SHREKLANDIA'
And then ima speed off in my yacht

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This is the greatest answer yet. I think we all were taking is pretty seriously. Pumpkin and you both win.

Answer 2

My ipad, A water bottle w a filter, and a banana

Answer 3

Water( I could fish for food or collect berries)

Machete( to hunt or chop wood to make a shelter)

And my phone so I can call for help:D

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But what if there is no SIGNAL

Hehehe

Answer 4

A pencil, paper,and phone like Pizzalover44 so I could be rescued..unless there was no cell reception,so water if I cant bring phone

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I SAID THREE NOT \FIVE

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That’s five things…

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Nice 

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Oh yeah that is five things...

Answer 5

I want more info about this island. Is it deserted? Are there plants? Fresh water source (spring, etc) or no? Assuming there are and it's like a Swiss Family Robinson-kind of island:

Like Elo said, a machete for sure. Extremely useful.

Honestly I'm not sure what else. If this island is like the Robsinsons, then you can get everything you need from it directly. Yeah mates: didn't think of that, did ye?

*Bows*

Ask me anything.

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Anything?

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When you’ve taken everything too far…

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@nobi

Yessir.

@Elo

[also] Yessir.

Answer 6

Can it be anything?

If so I'd bring a boat. Problem solved.

Answer 7

LOTS of food, water, and a big comfy canopy bed

Answer 8

A machete (knife) so that I could cut wood and use it to make a shelter.

Flint to make fire.

Some pots to boil water and cook food.

Answer 9

Cupcakes, a magic genie, and................................................................................................................................ IT'S MUFFIN TIME!

Answer 10

Sleeping bag- islands get cold at night.

tent- for shelter needs

food- because I don’t wanna die of starvation

as for water we are on an island, I could make a fire and boil the water to make it drinkable.

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That's smart

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.....what?

If we're on an island in the ocean, then boiling won't get rid of the salt....?

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Ik but it will get rid of toxins ik the salt cannot be taken out. I’m not dumb.

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So what's your plan to get the salt out? I mean it can be done but it's time-consuming.

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You can boil the water, then catch the steam, leaving behind the salt.

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What are you going to boil it in? Just curious, wanna see if other people have different ideas than me.