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IQ now stands for Incorrect Quotes.

Meanwhile I'm totally not watching Gilligan's Island for humor inspiration


PUMPKIN: (Apologizing) ..-/...--.-..-.-.-

DukeSilver: What was that?

PUMPKIN: Remorse code.

DukeSilver: I'm even angrier at you now.

...

MinecraftnerdJunior: Are you an "ARRRR!" pirate or are you a "YO HO HO" pirate?

EloquentRacer92: I'm an 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.

...

Hyrude: I've been expecting you... theatregirl.

theatregirl: How did you do that without turning around?

Hyrude: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you *nervous chuckle*

...

Sanrio fanatic: I will put my "A" down to make "A".

BOOM: I will add to your "A" to make "AT".

PizzaLover44: I will add onto your "AT" to make "RAT".

KidzSearch: I will add onto your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC".

Sanrio fanatic: *flips the board*

...

I was Crazy Once: Not to worry, I have a permit. *hands over paper*

Grimalch3mist: This just says 'I can do what I want'.

...

OutstandingOwl: Here you are, Minecraftnerd, nice hot cup of coffee.

Minecraftnerd: Oh, it's cold.

OutstandingOwl: Nice cup of coffee.

Minecraftnerd: It's horrible!

OutstandingOwl: Cup of coffee.

Minecraftnerd: I'm not even sure it is coffee!

OutstandingOwl: Cup.

...

EmoDinosaur72: Today I decided to wear this lovely shade called exhaustion under my eyes.

...

Nobodyimportant: I'm gonna play a song for you right now.

Nobodyimportant: It's called "my life so far"

Nobodyimportant: *takes deep breath, bangs cymbal*

Nobodyimportant: *high pitched* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

...

Fluffi Puppi: Did you just fall?

Kittycat99: No, I was checking if gravity still works.

...

SuperCat: How did you get so tall?

GirlPwr4Eva: ice cream

...

PsychoSloth: Minecraftnerd asked me what kind of soup I was eating and I did not know what to say because I had just put orange juice in a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

...

KidzTalk: *in the middle of an epic battle*

Esie: *around the corner at a vending machine* I see some Lays here, Sun Chips, some pretzel crisps, looks pretty good

KidzTalk: *chaos and screaming*

Esie: Ooh! they got Snickers too! Does anyone want one?

KidzTalk: *literally on fire*




12 Answers

+2 votes
by (29.6k points)
True love these!
+2 votes
by (943k points)
All of them are supremely funny. Especially my quote. (And no, I’m never paying $600 dollars for Photoshop. I just pay $0 for the default options instead (Or Snapseed))

Also, I don’t want any Snickers. I only care if it’s Twix or Whatchamacallits.
by (126k points)
I edited all my photos on Snapseed.
by (943k points)
So that’s why your photos are really good.

Well anyways, Snapseed is a great photo-editing tool. Only downside is that it’s Google. (For me, it would be an upside for others)
by (1.34m points)

You can pirate photoshop... evil

by (943k points)
Then 5 seconds later, get arrested.

Yeah, not doing that.
by (126k points)
@Elo Editing isn't the magic. It's the actual technique and skill involved in pointing a camera at something then pushing a button.

But since we're on the topic: I need to make a CD cover, like, today. This project is way overdue. What's the best photo manipulating software (free) to use for that? I need to be able to insert images, change them up with filters and whatnot, and put them all together in a collective design. Also I need to be able to put in some text for the title and artist and stuff.



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