Okay so like there’s this really fat guy
So he goes to the gym and these dudes start making fun of him
And like they tell him he’s super fat
And hes like “i know”
And these guys get super frustrated and one of them charges at him
But this happens
And so like this guy dies
And the rest of them pull out AK-47s
And they shoot him
But the bullets deflect off of his fat and hit them
And they die
So this guy actually gets super ripped because the bullets deflecting removed the fat
So good ending
Now this is what the guy looks like
Now he goes by the name Barnold Shortsinator or sum
Okay time for me to go sleepy night night
Goobay