Eating, Drinking, and Breathing for Noobs

Question

Sassy girl made a post similar to this but everyone complained about how it was way too complicated, so I’m making an easier version.

I’m also including a bonus tutorial of playing Life Simulator.

How to eat 101

Step 1: Eat.

How to drink 101

Step 1: Drink. (KS, this isn’t related to alcoholic beverages)

How to breathe 101

Step 1: Breathe.

How to play Life Simulator 101

Step 1: Say the following words out loud: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

You just got rickroll’d.

Answer 1

ITS TO HARD,ELO. I AM NOT A MASTER EATER, BREATHER AND DRINKER

I I NEED TO HAVE A SCHOLERSHIP TO LEARN HOW TO DO THIS.

Answer 2

omg thanks this tutorial helped me sooo much :000

Answer 3

I put the food in my ears and I drank through my hands am I doing well—

-Nobi

Comments

Yeah, you just need to stop doing that.

Answer 4

This is still pretty hard

Maybe make a eating, drinking and breathing for noobs for noobs?

Answer 5

Now this makes sense.

Answer 6

this is still TOO complicated.

I accideantly breathed through my elbows and now I am sufficating

Answer 7

Thanks, I Just Got My Guide To Life!