umm... Youtube? /// Viking Diaries 24

Question

So yesterday I was watching a Scandinavian docu (about Denmark) as always, when the worst thing happened. Something worse than that time Norway had a political union with Sweden in the 1800s, Something worse than Ragnarök (if you know you know) 

I got an ad. For fingerlings.

If you don’t know what in the 9 worlds is a fingerling, it is basically a robotic toy monkey you put on your finger. I got a Fingerling for my 8th birthday that was a Unicorn Monkey, and I still have it, except it is broken.

Now, at first glance that seems OK. But the worst part is the people who appeared in the ad… IT HAD NAILISH 

I seriously felt like throwing up. Why would Youtube recommended me Nailish if I always report their videos? Why Youtube Why. What happened to you giving me ads for things I care about. What happened to Youtube flooding my recommended page with Scandinavian, Art/DIY and Genealogy things (which is the only things I watch) WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUTUBE RECOMMENDING ME THE EMIGRANTS STUFF (which Im not mad of, The Emigrants is my favorite book series) EVERY 5 SECONDS? 

Yes Youtube, I am indeed a 13-year old girl. But not each and every singlel 13 year old girls shop at lulumelon, listen to Taylor Swift and wear crop tops. I think the reason they gave me this disgusting ad is because I deleted my YouTube Channel and had to make a new account.

Also, another thing. I keep spam-playing random Nordic folk songs on my new account and now my “Pop Music Mix” is literally Finnish War Songs like wut. 

Answer 1

Finlandia, Finlandia
Sinne taas matkalla oli Iivana
Kun Molotoffi lupas' juu kaikki harosii
Huomenna jo Helsingissä syödään marosii
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff
Valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff
(Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff)
(Valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff)

Finlandia, Finlandia
Mannerheimin linja oli vastus ankara
Kun Karjalasta alkoi hirmu tulitus
Loppui monen Iivanan puhepulistus
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff
Valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff
(Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff)
(Valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff)

Finlandia, Finlandia
Sitä pelkää voittamaton Puna-Armeija
Ja Molotoffi sanoi että katsos torppas niin
Tsuhna aikoo käydä meitä kraivelista kii
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff
Valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff
(Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff)
(Valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff)

Siellä onpi Molotoffin torpan maa
Sinne pääsee Stalinit ja muutkin huijarit
Politrukit, komissaarit ja petroskoijarit
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff
Valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff

Comments

I WAS LISTENING TO THAT SONG ON MY SCHOOL COMPUTER TODAY  

(it is unblocked lol)

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Real

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Wait, wasn't finlandia composed by Sibelius? Is this a rendition or a folk song? (Cause Sibelius may have gotten the title (or idea) from a folk song)

Answer 2

Use Invidious if you don’t want ads. Also, the videos on the home page aren’t customized for each person and they’re all the same. It’s technology videos.

I used to have a Fingerling that wasn’t robotic. I didn’t really like it though.

Answer 3

Save Youtube

Answer 4

I just turn off customized ads becuase I don't like It knowing me. That works if you don't want anything like that.

Comments

I did

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That's quite odd then.

Answer 5

THATS SO SAD

ALSO FINNISH WAR SONGS ARE POP SINGS

Comments

YES THEYRE-

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alright no more music for me

(jk)