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*jumps from da void*

hei lovely Vikings in_lovenorway-flagsami-flagsweden.png

So... TEMU IM SHOPPING LIKE A BILLIONAIRE
Temu was probably the biggest mistake of 2023. in case you  are stuck in some random Era of Scandinavian History (ahem, Nobi, Noah) Temu is a shopping site that sells stuff for super cheap prices, and it is creepier than a Halloween Movie.

Me Personally, I never bought anything from Temu. The Items look sketchy. But my mom... OH SHE LOVES TEMU Well, I am gonna talk about Temu Clothes because no matter what website I use, Temu will Stalk me. 

And this is the kind of clothes that Temu recommends me. Clothes for babies or clothes that are so weird and oddly specific.

Temu, I am not a 3-month old..

I am a teenage Girl  who likes Nordic countries.

Also, No matter what I am watching on Youtube, Temu stalks me. I was trying to peacefully watch 90s Moomin last night when I got JUMPSCARED by a Temu ad for some weird hoodie (which my mom already bought)

Also, Dosen’t Temu clothes have lead on them. That is very concerning, since if a little kid chews on the clothes then they will get affected in the future with lead poisoning. For Adult clothes, I don’t really understand why an adult will have to chew on his/her clothes, but sometimes I fidget with clothes and that includes Chewing on the sleeves, so yeah. The Recall Squad is gonna have a goldmine of recalls with Temu. I mean, if Dollartree had a recall with some Toddler food having lead and has been directed to 4 diagnosed cases of lead poisoning to children under 5 and stills sells the toddler food, Temu is sneaky.

Anyways, what do you think of Temu clothes. I actually hate them, the adult clothes have some really goofy graphics or slogans, and even thought I buy all my clothes off Amazon, Ingbretsen’s or Target, I will never wear Temu. I am not gonna be active until like 5 or 6pm (Central USA time) Because I am going to see my dad for the 1st time in 2 months. Ha Det!




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I used to get Temu ads all the time and yeah, Temu is pretty strange from the ads. I’ve actually never visited their website (unlike Shein) let alone buy their clothes so…

And yeah, I’m not gonna buy my clothing from Chinese fast fashion stuff like Shein and Temu. I don’t like fast fashion in general. I like stuff from Nike, North Face, Adidas, etc.
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Feel ya

Temu clothes are like roblox clothes. Copies of each other and valueless.

I just bought a shirt that said "I'll rather be in Stockholm" and it is much higher quality than Temu
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Temu gave me in an ad for a shirt "Dont mess with my Finnish Wife" I am so done.
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How does Temu now your nationality skull

if Temu automatically gave me Venezuelan stuff im gonna be concerned

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I just found Noah shopping at Temu, should I be worried—

Joking, Noah wouldn't do that. Temu doesn't even exist in his time x3

-Nobi

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welcome to Universal News of Ohio

it has been comfirmed that an 8-year old Scandinavian-American immigrant kid named Noah Hanssen-Aberg has been caught using Temu in the 1850s

We haven't RPed in centuries

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Smashed that upvote button

I haven't even heard of Temu before reading this, so-

also wheres our song of the day

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the song of the day did this

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