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This is a list of the most dangerous living land beings on earth. Enjoy.

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#5 Bears (Specifically Kodiaks, Grizzlies, and Polar Bears).

Come on. My pfp is a bear. They were bound to make the list.

Also, I’m going to be referring to the specific group of bears i mentioned as “Giant Bears”.

In all seriousness, a bear could kill an unarmed human within a minute or two considering they are within view of each other. Bears kill anything in their sight. The only things that challenge the “Giant Bears” are:

Walrus challenges Polar Bears because of its tusks and size

Wolf packs challenge all of the “Giant Bears” due to sheer numbers

Orcas may occasionally kill a polar bear if it is hungry enough

If there is an animal that is not extinct, humans will always kill it.

Other than humans and the other three threats, bears aren’t really challenged.

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#4: TIE: Hippos and Rhinos

These guys are equally deadly. Hippos have the bite, and rhinos have the horns. Average Unarmed Human kill time: 3 minutes if they are super far apart, 30 seconds if its 50-75 yards, and 10-5 seconds if its pitcher’s mound-to-home distance.

The only things that challenge these two are:

Each other, obviously, its why they are tied

Lion Prides, same reason why wolf packs threaten the “Giant Bears”

Elephants, under certain circumstances (like if the elephant was provoked or attacked first).

Once again, hoomans

Yep, these guys are deadly, but do they outmatch…

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#3: Lion Prides

ok ok so I know its not individual but its true

I was thinking about putting wolf packs here, but its like putting cocomelon over bluey in terms of effort and overall quality. No offense to my canine bros tho. Lion Prides can take down anything, and thats a fact. Average Unarmed Human Kill Time: 2-1 and a half minutes super far apart, 10 seconds 50-75 yards, and 3 seconds mound-to-home. Only things that threaten these guys are:

Aforementioned Hippos becuz bite

Aforementioned Rhinos becuz horn

Elephants becuz what i said before

And, surprise surprise, humans, becuz high-powered rifle go brrrrrr.

Moving on, we have:

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#2: Elephants

These guys are the biggest land beings on the entire planet. Its self explanatory. Average Unarmed Human Kill Time: 5 minutes super far, 20 seconds 50-75 yards, and 5 seconds mound-to-home.

Really, besides humans (700 Nitro Express go brrrrr), Lion Prides are the only threat to this giant animal.

Finally, the most dangerous land being on earth:

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#1: Humans

Who else?

Every animal on this list is killed by humans for SPORT. Heck, I have a rifle that is capable of taking down every animal on this list with a single shot (given proper shot placement and range, of course).

Given our weapons, stamina, and intelligence, we easily are the most dangerous. One on one unarmed, meh, but with our tools, we solo.

Everything threats us, tho.

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Hope you enjoyed, this took me nearly an hour. Goobay.



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i hate being a human being

help I almost put human bean

I am becoming soft

please help me
by (486k points)
I hate being a human bean, too—
by (65.4k points)
like sometimes i just want to be a liquid then evaporate
+2 votes
by (486k points)
Another reason that I am not proud of our species x3



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