Popular kids get horrible grades.
So actually, you can become popular too.
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How:
OPERATION: DATING!
(If you dont wanna be popular, this is still probably a good strat to get a date)
I have given both Shred and his little brother dating advice.
I’m ready to give a girl dating advice!
That sounded weird…
WAIT WAIT WAIT NO-
*tv beep*
Okay, I should actually be able to give better dating advice for straight girls (or gay boys, but idk if i wanna do that since it would make me feel uncomfortable) since I know the ways of the male (I have been a male my entire life, shocking I know).
Step one:
Don’t be the “I’m shy and I would pair well with a large, tall, extremely protective boy” type. Try not to be too much like a tomboy (boys are kind of jealous of tomboys since they give them competition so the don’t really like tomboys), and do not try to be too much like a girly girl (boys might think you’re annoying). On the TB-GG 1-10 ratio (1 being more towards tomboy, 5 being centered, and 10 being more towards girly girl), I say go for a 4. Don’t be like “BOYS SUCK AND I WILL DESTROY THEM IN A GAME OF BASKETBALL”, but instead try to not be the shy one in the relationship.
Step 2:
Find a boy that you know is slightly shy (not overconfident, but not social anxiety level), but shares your interests (and genuinely likes you, of course). Whatever you prefer, go for that boy. If he’s shy, he should be easier to get.
Step 3:
Approach the boy, straight off (unlike boys having to do a long process, girls shouldn’t have a long process unless its a popular kid or a jock). Ask him how is day is going. If he starts blushing or takes a second or two to respond, that should be a VERY GOOD sign that he likes you right off the BAT. Ask him if he wants to study during a free period or something. Always be the first one to talk in the conversation. It will make him feel like you actually want to talk with him (be the first so he doesn’t doubt that you like him.), and that you’re actually engaged in the conversation. Smile when you’re with him. If it’s not studying that you wanna do with him, find another pastime. After a week of the pastime with him or studying with him, ask for his number. Keep in touch with him, sending him regular messages every day,
Step 4:
This might be scary, but ask him if he wants to eat lunch with you. It will be like a precursor to a date. This step will really fortify your relationship. He will 99.9% of the time say yes to your offer, so I most likely wont have an alt step (i can always make one, now that i think about it).
Step 5:
After about 3 more weeks of the pastime with him and eating lunch with him, ask him out for a date. This might make you explode, so if you REALLY anxious about this step, wait another 7 weeks after step 4. For the date, go somewhere fun like a trampoline park (ex. Urban Air) or an arcade. Don’t go to his house (or don’t let him go to yours yet) just yet. Arrange something like this: his parents drop him off, your parents drop you off, and they pick you up after about an hour or two.
Step 6:
Introduce each other to your parents. Tell your parents not to be rough on your new boyfriend, just so he doesn’t panic. On your boyfriend’s side, dont panic, regardless of how the parents are.
Step 7:
Oh my gosh, I feel so awkward typing the second sentence in this step, but 2 weeks after step 6, go out on another date. On this date, go for the first kiss. Once again, if you really feel anxious about this step, wait 4 weeks after step 6. Doesn’t matter if its the cheek or lips (most preferably cheek, you’ve only known him for 2 months), but it’s crucial in sustaining the relationship. This will seal the deal, and you might have a relationship that will be good for a long time.
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I know you didn’t ask for this, but I really needed to give some dating advice.
(Shred and his lil bro haven’t been on in a while. I gave Shred’s lil bro dating advice, and last I heard, he’s been doing good with it.)
Anyways, hope you use this to your best ability (if you do use it, WOW have i used alot of parentheses here).
