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When I was little, my family used to pray at night. (It wasn’t ever super religious.) We would also sometimes sing songs together. My father taught me his version of I am a Child of God, and it’s not too different but it’s funny! 


Original:

I am a child of god

And he has sent me here

Has given me an earthy home

With parents kind and dear

Lead me

Guide me

Walk beside me

Help me find the way

Teach me all that I must do

To live with him some day 


My families version:

I am a child of god

And he has sent me here

Has given me an earthy home

With parents kind of weird

Lead me

Guide me

Backseat drive me

Help me find the way

Teach me all that I must do

To live with him some day 


My brother also would say “Batman drive me” in a batman voice lol

Anyways thats my story haha




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BATMAN DRIVE ME

THAT IS GREAT—
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Lol that’s funneh
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BACKSEAT DRIVE ME

I better be including this in my prayers now



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