Joel's useless Story Time Abt Their Sad and Pathetic Love Life :3

Question

okay :]

we are here....

uhmm

why are we here?!?

idk, but i will tell you a story!! :D

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so, after school i went with Micheal to his swim practice, and... well... i basically just got to stare at him the whole time which was nice :3

im not creepy, i promise lol

then, i rode with him in his car to Walgreens before i went home.

i came out to him while we were collecting our stuff and he smiled and HUGGED ME!!!!

HE HUGGED ME!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

twas the happiest i've been in a while.

we did our little awkward hug for a bit then w=in the car back to my house OUR LEGS TOUCHED!!!

EHHEHEHE

ik im being weird but i mean... THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS BEING CLOSE TO ME!!!!

anyways, that is all.

i might ask him out...

i dont know tho.

buh-bye!

-Joel/Worm

Comments

Wym 'sad and pathetic' bro you're love life is popping off!! 

Mine's a hecking abyss rn 

Answer 1

4 words

ASK

HIM

OUT

(Oops that was three words but I’m to lazy to fix that)

Comments

lol im going to tommorrow i think >//////<

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I hope you do cuz y’all are cute

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ASK

HIM

OUT

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I fixed it 

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COOOL YOU GOTTA ASK HIM

Answer 2

Man, you’re so lucky. My crush has hugged me… once.

Yeah.

And I’ve hugged him 2772818735479292701928635469596 times. No, really.

Comments

wow.

i dont have the courage to hug him lol

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ive never hugged my crush 

Answer 3

EEEEHHHH I totaly ship u guys. I am so happy for u joel I hope he says yes when u ask him out! But tell him I said this: If u break joels heart Imma find u and make u pay and possibly explode mcdonalds I was kidding on the mcdonalds part

Comments

haha alr!!!

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btw I gotta approve him I do this with all my friends so yeah

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oki doki!!! :3

what info do you need to approve him?!?!?

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HE MUST TREAT U WITH RESPECT. AND I WILL BE WATCHING WHERE HIS wait to weird nvm. HE MUST BRING U BACK HOME AROUND UMMMMMM Whatever time ur parents say but if they say nothing I say midnight so yeah. Umm better be nice. And not ignore u. NO CHEATING. And I think that may be it.

PS Joel Rember to take things slow the relationship could end up in a really great way but could mostly end up bad so just don't make the first date like ummm well I would make it like you know like fancy restraunts and ummmmmm stuff. Like maybe u guys could go get mcdonalds or icecream or maybe just chill and watch movies at one of ur guys house!

That's my advice for the first date sorry if it is bad though

Answer 4

I have this feeling he is also gay

You’re gonna end up going on KT like “i HaVe a BoYfRiEnD” in a week or less

I doubt he’d say no if you asked him out lol

Comments

oml i hope 

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I bet you will be!

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i bet i will be too!!!

but if now, imma go roll into a sewer drain and cry until im 30 years old, then ask him out again, and repeat the process until it happens :D

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I at first thought you were saying "for now" and I'm like "dude, you haven't even asked him yet" x]

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aww or maybe u'll find someone new

Answer 5

Sad and pathetic?

you kiss people 3 seconds after knowing them lol

Anyways goobay

Comments

so true tho 

and, it was one after knowing him for a couple of days, the other i had known for a while....

but, tis still true lol

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EXACTLY THEY JUST SOMEHOW GET A BOYFRIEND AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

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Yeah, like how do they do this?

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YEAH CUZ IM BEAUTIFUL AND AWESOME!!!--

well, no. im not beautiful i look like a hot mess rn lol

BUT.... I can get menz no problem 

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Them? Because it takes me forever to get a boyfriend.

That’s why I don’t have one, and that’s why I never have had one. Ever.

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aw i bet you could do it if you tried, Elo!!!!

you just have to remember what you favorite colorful Worm friend said:

"if you can talk to him, he will love you

unless the "he" is an object, like a ketchup bottle--"

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Which worm said that?

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The other problem is that there’s probably a few people shipping us. And that’s not good.

Answer 6

Agh joel im soso happy for uuuu i miss trev

Comments

i'm happy for me too!!!

and, sorry u miss him :(

i hope you can see him soon.

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Same yeah

Answer 7

I wish U luck

Comments

ty, gamekid!!

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Your welcome:)

Answer 8

Did you find out if he's LGBTQIA+?

I'm going to sound silly if you've mentioned that he's LGBTQIA+ before and I wasn't paying attention x3

Comments

i have not....

i need to tho....

hopefully!! :D

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Crossing my fingers for you!