Meanwhile on the news…
Every news reporter: BREAKING NEWS!!!!! ALL MENTAL HOSPITALS IN THE WORLD HAVE SHUT DOWN!!!!
Everyone else: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!!!!!!!!!
On KidzTalk…
Gravitycentered: Yeah I’m just gonna make a post everyone who my KT crush is but I’m gonna rickroll them big time!!!
*post gets approved*
lil penguin: im allergic to rick astley im gonna call a therapist
[Rick Astley has joined the chat.]
Rick Astley: Join the Nintendo Fun Club to-
lil penguin: NO NOT THE NINTENDO FUN CLUB IM GONNA CALL THE MENTAL HOSPITAL NOW
Meanwhile on lil penguin’s side…
lil penguin: okay, im gonna look up the nearest mental hospital.
Siri: Sorry, but there are no mental hospitals nearby.
lil penguin: how??
Siri: All mental hospitals in the world have shut down.
lil penguin: why?
Siri: Donald Trump has created his own government which controls 100% of Earth. He passed a law stating that all mental hospitals in the world must be shut down due to the fact that there are no country clubs near them. Hence, Donald Trump is the president of the world and will now turn every building into a golf course reserved for him. He also disapproves of birds.
lil penguin: no i better call emergency
lil penguin: *dials emergency number*
Emergency: Emergency, what-
*Never Gonna Give You Up plays*
lil penguin: *dies of rickroll*