Raps be like (very squeaky clean scrubba dub dub version)

Question

This is 100% true

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I like to vape

On clone high they smoked dried grapes

I have so many girls

And i love to eat vanilla swirl

Some punk popped my tire

So I strangled him with a wire

I had to move out of my home at seven

And I finally found my dad when I was eleven

I walk around town with a glock

I fed my dog a clock

I took him on a walk

But I had to stop to talk

And I said hey dude my dog is bored

Can you let him run

He said wait a minute and gave my dog caprisun

I hooked em with my right

And i started a fight

And i demonstrated my second amendment rights

Then I got hit in the face with a kite

I dropped my glock

Some dude shoved it in his sock

The popo got me

But my homie went to bail me

Next thing you know I’m back on the streets

My brother’s from the country and he’s shooting skeets

I decided to join him, I didn’t have a care

When he rigged me with buckshot, I said “that’s not fair!”

He laughed, but I uppercut him

He dropped to the ground, and I moved it all around,

Next thing you know the shotguns put me down

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Very clean

Goobay

Answer 1

DID YOU MAKE THAT

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MY CAT STINKS

LIKE A SHRINKY-DINK

I DRAINED HER IN THE SINK

SHE SMELLED LIKE POO

AND I SAID "OOH"

I TRIED TO EAT HER

AND SHE KILLED ME

IM DEAD NOW

GO AVENGE ME

YUH I SAID GO AVENGE ME

GO AVENGE ME BAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYY

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Don't ask, you don't wanna know

Answer 2

noice.

i have a poem....

made this one especially for you, GC

*AhEm*

Roses... are red

horses live in stalls

i made a large hole...

now im in your walls :3

Comments

IM SCARED

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Here’s an epic poem for u, joel (why did I type that in my head with a sus voice reading the words).

The emojis will portray what you are thinking while you read the line.

Here it is:

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Roses are red 

20 gauge shells are yellow 

Blood is red 

A shot has been fired 

Someone dropped a fellow 

My girlfriend said “WHAT?!?!” 

I told her it’s just Call Of Duty 

She said okay 

And I pretended to go to iHop to order a rooty tooty fresh n’ fruity 

I dumped the fellow in the lake 

And moved away 

Also, my girlfriend didn’t snitch on me! 

Oh and I am now 37 years old and we got married- 

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How did you like it

Answer 3

I dont listen to Rap, and I probably wont but epic

Answer 4

Smoked dried grapes 

Then I got hit in the face with a kite 

For some reason I was thinking of that mlp rhyme reading this

MY LITTLE PONY SHES FULL OF BALONEY SHE WENT TO THE CIRCUS AND FARTED ON PURPOSE SHE STEPPED ON A WIRE AND CAUGHT ON FIRE

Comments

I can't with y'all—

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