CRINGE HARRY POTTER FANFIC HELP

Question

HELP

I FOUND AN OLD HARRY POTTER FANFIC I WROTE

BEFORE YOU ASK WHATS WRONG WITH THAT,

IT WAS A HARRY X DRACO FANFIC-

*5 hours later I have finally calmed down*

In like 3th grade a fellow classmate got me into shippering Harry x Draco. And I loved and still love writing. So of course I made a gay harry fanfic. (nothing wrong with being gay tho, don't misunderstand meh)

No offense to any Draco x Harry shipperer, but now I ship Draco with

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GREEN APPLE

 <-- I hijacked a cheerleading squad 

But anyway I gotta go get some bleach/holy water for mah eyes after reading that fanfiction- 

Bye Alphonsos!

- Mango -

Answer 1

wot

Comments

I know :'3

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Ngl maybe it would be kinda cute but no at the same time lol

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those are my exact feelings abt the ship lol

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lol

Answer 2

OKAY BUT WHY DO PEOPLE SHIP DRACO WITH THIS RANDOM GREEN APPLE THAT ONLY HAD A FEW SECONDS OF SCREEN TIME IN ONE MOVIE—

*Realizes that it's the same case with Astoria*

OKAY FINE THEN

Comments

I don't even know the context behind the green apple ship but nobody really ships draco with anyone ~interesting~ so.... GREEN APPLE

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The green apple is the most interesting person in HP, huh x3

Answer 3

IM SO UNCOMFORTABLE

ARENT THEY LIKE

ENEMIES

HUH

Comments

pretty much.

Answer 4

Yes everyone, I know writing this has summoned nobi :'3

Comments

I'm just waiting for nobi to come online at this point

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OIiiiaoijOfwoUIFOH

I'M HERE >:D

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YOU HAVE BEEN SUOMMONED

Answer 5

Am I the only one who has never wrote a fan fic

Comments

possibly 

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I’ve never lol

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I’ve never written a fanfiction before either.

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I don't think I've written one...

I've written one in my head, though :D

I've mentally written many things—