HELP ME IM DEAD IM LAUGHING

Question

I LOOKED UP “SEXUALITY” HERE ON KS CAUSE I KNOW I POSTED SOME OLD STUFF ABOUT MY SEXUALITY ON HERE AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND THAT STUFF

AND AS I SCROLLED THROUGH THE PAGES

I THINK I WAS ON THE EIGHTH PAGE

MY USERNAME POPPED UP 

IM SPEECHLESS

IM DEAD

IM JUST

AHAHHAHAA

I AM JUST DEAD OKAY IM LAUGHING SO HARD 

Answer 1

I search up “iPod”, one of my posts is the first result.

Comments

That sounds accurate

Answer 2

PsychoSlothSexual????????

Comments

IF YOU IDENTIFY AS PSYCHOSLOTHSEXUAL I WILL SCREAM SO LOUDLY AND RUN AWAY FROM YOU, WHO IS A CREEP-

Answer 3

I searched up Karl and the next 5 pages my username appeares

Comments

HAHA SOUNDS ACCURATE

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Im Karl hinself

Answer 4

I'm suing the search engine for not putting you on one of the first 3 pages—

I'm joking x3

Comments

IM SUING THEM FOR YOU NOT BEING ON EVERY FIRST PAGE

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I'M SUING THEM BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ON THE LOGO

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IM SUING THEM FOR NOT PUTTING YOUR NAME ON EVERY POST, BLOG, COMMENT, ANSWER, TITLE, AND WORD ON THIS WEBSITE

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I'M SUING THEM FOR NOT BEING YOU

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I’M SUING THEM FOR NOT BEING YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY

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I'M SUING THEM FOR NOT BEING YOUR LINEAGE AND YOUR ANCESTORS AND YOUR EXISTENCE.

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IM SUING THEM FOR NOT BEING EVERY SINGLE MOLECULE OF YOU

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I'M SUING THEM FOR NOT BEING EVERY SINGLE ATOM OF YOU

Answer 5

OH MY GOD

YTHATS HILARIOUS

I WONDER WHAT I COULD SEARCH FOR ME TO COME UP--

Comments

“WORM”

Answer 6

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!