The Common sense media theory

Question

Common Sense Media is interesting

The only ratings I agree with them is the Dork Diaries rating

Anyways

I feel like the Common sense media reviewers is actually a teen guy who has a lot of siblings and has parents so strict, he pretends to be "Julie Smith : mother of 3-year old and 17-year old" and this guy is now 25 and has nothing to do with life

This is the guy

ignore the fact he looks like Justin Beiber

Autocorrect almost said he looks like Jesus 

Answer 1

JESU—

YOU ALMOST MADE ME CHOKE—

Comments

JESUS IS JUATIN BEIBER  CLONW COMFIRMED

(guys don't kill me I'm Christian)

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SAME HAHAHAHA 

Answer 2

Orion and the Dark movie review:

Products & Purchases

very little

The film could inspire interest in the book or in other Dreamworks animations.

Comments

THEY SHOULD BE THANKFUL THAT KIDS ARE READING

Answer 3

Evebody said Jesus’s pants were falling down and when I saw it I screamed, “AHHH MY EYES”

Comments

It's funny because Jesus doesn't even wear pants—

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I'm sorry WHAT!?!? Im so confused...

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So am I

Answer 4

I was laughing for about a minute straight when I saw the end bit 

Comments

everyone is talking about the end more than the actual post

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Yeah lol

Answer 5

Lol

Answer 6

Wait no fr. It's like the most child-friendly movies ever are like "ummm, may not be suitable for children because the two main character's held hands," and then the most disgusting, gory, nasty movie reviews are like "yeah, mild violence, a good family movie tho" 

Common Sense Media is really no help at all. 

Comments

SO TRUE THO

Answer 7

Amen

Answer 8

His pants are falling down

JESUS WAS A BLOND GUY

Comments

WHEEZE

Answer 9

oml...

he dont look like a Jesus to me--

also, his... uhm... pants are... AHEM falling down-- 

Comments

I noticed that x3

I'm pretty sure that was the style back then.

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I DIDNT NOTICE HIS PANTS!!
Thats funny!

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lol
a weird style, thats for sure. XD

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Lol

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Tbh the photo makes me irrationally angry and I don't know why.

Answer 10

Common Sense Media wants people to use grayscale on their devices… 

Also…

CSM: Pursue your hobbies!

Also CSM: technology is bad and anyone who dare says otherwise will be destroyed

*me whose hobby is using old technology*

Comments

I'm so happy they haven't touched Vilhelm Moberg books

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Hi my name is Alex and I am 15 my sis is 6 and she is nice it nice to meet you.????​​​​​

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Why are you in here

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Lol

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I just read a few CSM articles and yeah, the people there are crazy. Dude, why’d you rate Survivor three stars? It should be an easy 5-star rating.

At least they’re actually pretty chill. One time, I read this article on this site called ProtectYoungEyes (I forgot the URL) and I was reading an article about the Apple Watch SE 2 (which I have) and they were like, “YOUR KIDS CAN WATCH YOUTUBE NOW! *parental scream*”

Dude, you have to install the web browser app on the Apple Watch (it doesn’t come with one).

Edit: I found the website, but I’m not gonna post the URL…

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I checked their website

AINT NO WAY THEY SAD REDDIT IS  A LIFESTYLE APP

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Bruh...