11:34 am, Eva's house
I saw Carly's post about visiting the Dork Diaries website, so I said, Heck, why not?
I have PTSD now....
I went to the "SQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DREAM GUY MAKER UWU"
me who likes a girl:
EGEHGEHEGEHGHGEHEGEHEGEGE I WISH I COULD SLAP MY 10-MID-11 YEAR OLD SELF FOR BEING OBSESSED WITH THESE.. THESE..... MONSTROSITY
I USED BE LIKE, Carly why you no like dorc diarays they slay omg sqeee
Now i'm like okay i get you now my skibidi gigachad grimace shake sigma tax rizzler one of my besties on kt
Anyway, enough blabbing.
I'm gonna play the game.
11:38
I like basically all animals but cat ig
Okay I got a "spoonful of shyness"
i like the piano
"lets add some smarts" mhm, my crush is very smrt
unlike this website :sob:
I like roses
"LeT's aDd sOmE cCp sPicE"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS SO CRINGE
I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DRAWING PJO ARTWORK OR PLAYING ROBLOX INSTEAD OF WATCHING THIS BRAINROT (hjelp me im turning into a boomer)
.....yay
EW
EW
EW
EW
EW
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NAH BRO-
11:45
Time for the next cringe fest
i am going to swear word myself for clicking on this website
yay some inclusitivity
they added the "him/her"
i accidently chose sometimes
I meant to choose the one behind it
welp
bru
okay I don't go to school and neither does she (we're part of the same homeschool group) but I have taken classes with her
11:50
ight
moving on
Hmmm...
Which monster of a game shall I play next....
WAIT
NAHHHH
I DID THE QUIZ AGAIN FOR MY FRIEND (who does like me and I know it already) AND IT SAID
MORE
THAN
FRIENDS
BROOOOO IM 2 YEARS OLDER THAN HIM
DOUBLE BROOOOOO HE'S ACTUALLY ANNOYING 1/3 OF THE TIME
TRIPLE BROOOOO I DO NOT LIKE HIM LIKE THAT
HELP ME IM SOBBING
Anyhoo, I'm doing the "WHICH DORK DIARIES CHARACTER ARE YOU???? SQQQEEE" quiz
I chose book because I'm a nerd and proud of it
I chose hang out at the mall even though I can't go there by myself I would like to though
Also, because I am such a flirt, I've never called my crush (I know, honey, don't cry! I know I have more rizz than you), we just text excessively.
Mkay but what is that man doing on the "goofy" one-
I chose goofy
Losing my friends
Second to that one would be bad grades
Relax and draw
If "play roblox aimlessly while talking to your bff and being chaotic and never visiting this stupid website again" was a choice, I'd choose that one ;-;
Shopping ig
Shopping would include buying all of the above if I wanted to so that was a kinda weird choice to put on there
Cute accessories
BUT I HATE MY HAIR
IT'S TOO LONG
AND MY MOM WON'T CUT IT UNLESS I CLEAN MY ROOM
AND I AM CURRENTLY IN PAIN (don't ask I'm not ready to announce the reason to the whole universe )
Why Nikki would invite Mackenzie is beyond me but whatever
My family+friends
Ask if they wanna sit with me :)
FOR THE LOVE OF SKIBIDI
I WANNA BE AN ACTRESS, FASHION DESIGNER, AUTHOR AND A KID FOREVER
*cries in identidy crisis
Ig i'll choose actress
NAH
NAH
NAH
NAH
NAH
NAH
NAH BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*falls into the void while screaming nah bro*
bro
why does it kinda kinda just a teenie bit match me
but I'm not addicted to hot guys or my diary so im just gonna lea-
*leaves chat*
Anyway, I hope y'all listen to my words of warning.
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, VISIT THIS WEBSITE
UNLESS YOU WANNA DIE OF CRINGE AND MAKE A LONG-AS-THE-FALL-TO-TARTARUS POST ON A CRINGE PLACE WITH THE BEST PEOPLE IN HUMANITY
excuse me as I go contemplate my life-
~Eva~