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I was with my “friends” (who are boys), my eh-friend (who is a girl), and my close-to-being-a-trustable-friend (who is also a girl and my slight crush) were at the table studying.

Suddenly one of my “friends” says the little “okurrrr” cardi b thing where you roll the R

And my eh-friend suddenly rolls her r’s

And then my c-t-b-a-t-friend rolls her r’s and does a little cat gesture

and I was like


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by (113k points)
I cannot roll my r's and I take a Spanish class.
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by (615k points)
...

Hey wait a second—
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Is she secretly a cat? I DESPISE cats. Sorry; But it's the literal dog and cat dynamic. I might start to like cats if MAYBE they weren't so sleepy and annoyed all the time.
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by (1.18m points)
We got romance, guys!
by (166k points)
I wish, but she didn’t do it towards me

She just did it lol

Also she’s a bit older than me and I don’t think most girls like guys younger than them lol

And one of my “friends” has a crush on this girl that’s a solid 1-2 years older than him

Before this year, he had no chance

NOW THE CHANCES ARE AT 5-20%

Anyways, I’m off to eat the bts hungry jacks burger. I miss the old kanye. Celery. Goobay.
by (187k points)
Yea there was this one girl who moved into our apartment building who was a year older than me. I immediately fell in love with her and she could tell. I'm pretty sure she was a little weirded out and tried to stay away from me for the most part XD. Sadly, she left for summer camp and we probably won't see her again :|

I really hope lillambda doesn't read this....
by (166k points)
OH SHOOT

ALPHA IS CAPABLE OF LOVE

SOMEBODY GET THE SAX AND SOMEBODY GET BILL CLINTON
by (1.18m points)
Yo Lillambda, read Alpha’s comment! You’ll never believe it!
by (615k points)
Wait what does Bill Clinton have to do with this—
by (166k points)
He can play the sax
by (615k points)
Oh, cool :D
by (273k points)

"And Bill Clinton plays the sax, we're Anaaa-manicacs!!" singing

by (166k points)
Those are the facts

Jack

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