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Jadarius William Everfield was living a great life. He had an amazing wife, two beautiful children and a high position at his job. His marriage was stronger than ever, he still had enough time to spend with his kids, and he made a much more than average amount of money in a year. It was the life. He got home one day and turned on the TV. He switched it to the news channel. “And this situation with this newly formed Russian country made up of alot of Central Asia, And alot of Western Europe, is just getting out of hand. We just received word from Washington that communications have broken down with their leader, Bogdan Orlov. The last message received from Moscow was: ‘we will show you our strength.’. So far, reports from U.S. spy planes have told us Nuclear War is a big possibility as Russia is arming their Missles.” The reporter said on the TV. “Hey honey, how was work?” His Wife Jasmine said. “It was good. Hey do you think Russia’s just bluffin’? Jadarius replied. “Yeah. They did the same thing 3 months ago but they didn’t cut off communications.” Jasmine replied. “Im gonna pick up Aidan and Stella from school.” Jadarius replied. “Okay honey, make sure they have their report card, you know how they forget that.” Jasmine said back. Jadarius got in the car and drove to their school. Jadarius was 32, and he had Aidan and Jasmine when he was 25. They were in 2nd grade now, and were great students. They always got A’s. Jadarius arrived at the school. “Hey dad!” Aidan and Jasmine said. “Hey kids, how y’all doing? Y’all got your report cards?” Jadarius said to them. “We’re doing good, Aidan kicked the ball so hard in kickball the ball went over the fence! Also, here’s our report cards.” Stella said. “Aidan, since you’re learning karate, because of that, i’ll get you that uh… whats that robe called?” Jadarius replied. “It’s called a karate gi dad.” Aidan said then laughed. They got in the car. “Let’s see them grades.” Jadarius said. It was all A’s. “We’ll head by Baskin Robbin’s and get some ice cream, how does that sound?” Jadarius said. “Yay!” The kids said. They went and got some ice cream and then returned home. Jadarius ordered the karate gi in Aidan’s size. “Alright Aidan show me those moves you learned.” Jadarius said to Aidan. Aidan then proceeded to go on a brilliant attack full of flying kicks and quick punches, which Jadarius all blocked since he had learned boxing as a kid and was very good at defense. “You’re great but you gotta work on the Hiya, you feel me? Say it, hiya.” Jadarius replied. “Hiya.” Aidan said. “Louder.” Jadarius replied. “HIYA.” Aidan loudly said. “Put some emotion in to it!” Jadarius said. “HIYA!!!” Aidan yelled. “There we go, know you’ll really sound like a karateka.” Jadarius said to him.

*IN MOSCOW (everything said is in russian, not english fyi)*

“Give the order.” Orlov said. “But sir-” his general before being interrupted. “GIVE THE ORDER!!!” Orlov screamed at him. “Yes sir.” The general said. “Code 70956. Fire in 15 minutes.” The general said to the troops on the radio. They readied the missles.

Hope you enjoyed episode one! I usually make heartwarming stories, but this one is a little darker. See you later.



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I hope the nukes go like the cartoons and wiggle into the sky like a malfunctioned bottle rocket and then collapse again. I mean, I wouldn’t be surprised if that happened in real life. I bet half of Russia’s nukes are dead. They’re all from the Cold War anyway so what’s left probably doesn’t even work right anymore. And they’re best friends with North Korea, ay? Yeah all of their stuff is even worse and older.

WAIT YOU GOTTA MAKE A TRACTOR FOR YOUR STORY! Like some random farmer in Ohio or Iowa or something like the Ukrainian tractor.
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Ohiooooooooo :D
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It makes sense.
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Why did that sound so satisfying in my head? It’s simply

“Ohiooooooooo”

I think the pitch i gave it in my head made it great
by (527k points)
Welcome to...

"Ohioooooooooo"

It echoes, see?

"Ohiooooooooooo"
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lol i love it
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Yeah well the Buckeyes are gonna tear Michigan to pieces so leave 'em alone.
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:D



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