Me being weird because im depressed and socially anxious : D

Question

*falls out of tree*

Shhh you saw nothing 

You saw nothinggg

Auto correct is wanting to correct "nothinggg" to "nothing egg" lol

Like an egg, but...

Nothing!

Ooh!

DID YOU KNOW I AM A MASTER GASLIGHTER? 

IN FACT, GASLIGHTING ISN'T EVEN REAL.

Your'e just crazy!

​​​Tee hee little old me

Hah I have problems 

Here, have a cookie! Don't worry, I didn't spit in it! 

I spit in it :D

K that's all for now 

Goodbye my little googly eyes :)

 

Answer 1

Mm yes inter-resting. And I saw absolutely everything in eternity.

now is the time for me to destroy the world HAR HAR HAR

You heard nothin’ sus.

Comments

SEE

I KNEW I SAW YOU VENT!

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You heard nothing, you heard nothing. I dunno who said the stuff in the small text. Maybe Esie5.

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*​​GASP*

BLUE VENTED BLUE VENTED :0

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GUYS, I JUST SAW ON CAMS THAT RED VENTED!

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NO, WAIT, IT'S THEIR SISTER, PURPLE!

Answer 2

*realization that I just made if a bunch if googly eyes*

Excuse me while I have an existential crisis :)

DID YOU KNOW THAT COOKIES FALL FROM TREES BECAUSE THE ARE TECHNICALLY ASPARAGUS STAIRS

What

GO AWAY KEVIN NO ONE'S TALKING TO YOU—

Anyways, keep doing these random posts when you feel like it, weird is the best thing that ever happened to humanity.

-Nobi

Comments

OMG I LOVE ASPARAGUS STAIRS

Go away Kevin

actually no, stay. Im lonely lol

Good to know im entertaining at least one person with my randomness lol

Randomness is indeed the best thing to happen to humanity.

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"Weird is the best thing that ever happened to humanity." I need that framed.

ASPARAGUS STAIRS.

KEVINNNNNN.

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UHOH

TIME FOR ANOTHER TAG

ASPARAGUS STAIRS—

Actually allow me to make "Weird is the best thing that ever happened to humanity," a quote!

Everybody supersize it and put it on your WALLS

That's my tag

I'll turn you into an asparagus stair—

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ASPARAGUS STAIRS

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YES, JUST YES.

MAKE IT A QUOTE, FRAME IT, PUT IT ON MY HEADSTONE WHEN I DIE. 

TRULY MAJESTIC!

Oh no, we are back to normal size :( 

*GASP*

NO, DON'T TURN ME INTO AN ASPARAGUS STAIR :0

- Dino

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MAJESTIC. BEAUTIFUL.

But seriously-

Asparagus stairs:

War.

Will.

Commence!

Idk if that's what commence means I skipped the c's when I read the dictionary.

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B is for bee

C is for cat

A is for

Asparagus Stairs

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ASPARAGUS STAIRS!

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​​​​​carrot ceilings

...

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No, it’s like this:

asparagus stairs.

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everybody clap your hands now shake

Woah that looks three dee

3D you mean

Three dudes one piano

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Yeah, I just restarted the size bc I started on default.

It looks kind of like the outside of a building where the corner is, kind of.

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I KNOW I THINK THAT EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IT!

also blind me just saw this XD