*More whoop whoops and cheers from the invisible crowd*
Hello everyone! Glad to be back here like I was yesterday! *Sits down*
Why, we had a lot of fun discussing Adonis' situation yesterday, but sadly he conveniently denied all accusations if having a crush, and in the end, picked no one to be his love interest.
*The crowd sighs in disappointment*
I know—I know. That sneaky little fella. We will get the truth out if him one day.
bUt uNtiL tHEn
Let's move one with our next guest, please welcome Sage Fare!
*the crowd cheerfully applauds as Sage Fare enters the studio*
Thanks everyone. Haha, I see you there!
*sits down*
Wow, I can't believe I have so many fans!
Lots of folks love you! People can relate to you so well!
Already? I haven't even shown them my true feelings.
YET
....Aight...
You know what time it is! I put your friend through enormous pressure about something that I am going to keep a secret from you about because you really don't need to know and if you did then you would know but you don't because no.
ANYWAYS
First question! This one is from Al from Down The Street.
Is that a show?
No, he's my invisible neighbor.
Ah..
Al wants to know why no one has shipped you with anybody yet.
Uh, well, to be honest Al, I don't even know why I can't have a life without Webner constantly interrupting me to ask for money every two seconds to play this freaking game called ROBLOX—
Well, ahm... That didn't exactly answer the question, Sage..
How am I supposed to know? What's a ship?
How do you not know what I ship is
I created you
Why are you like this
said every parent in existence
Who's that guy over there...
Listen, I don't want to be that guy.
Kevin, what have I told you about conversing with the guests! You make them uncomfortable!
why is he gREeN
Oi, I'm the one asking questions here! Anyways, tell us your name.
Wha—you know what, I won't even ask. My name is Sage Balistus Fare. I'm the daughter of Blagereth, the blaze god, and my mother is Umi Fare.
I asked for your name
Why are you like this—
So what do you do for a living?
Live.
*deeply inhales air*
WHAT'S YOUR JOB?
To get one.
*walks out the door*
uH
CUT—
And we're back! After some technical difficulties, the host returned and started asking more questions. Don't mind her, she had to much water juice today.
Do you, by any chance, have an interest in... Certain people?
Yeah, Preston's pretty cool. And Evan, too! Oh, and Maxine, don't even get me started—
So you an Maxine are pretty close, huh?
Inseparable!
Interesting...
Kevin write that down—
Wut
NUTIN YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT, sAGe
Anyways, have any thoughts on Adonis?
I have many thoughts on him.
Oh really? What are they, exactly?
*the crowd oohs*
Well, for starters, he's annoying.
W-wait wat—
He's full of himself, hardly cares about proper hygiene, is googoo over the other two—
Wait, wait, what other two—
He doesn't even give Preston the time of day. He acts surprised when Preston actually says something, PRESTON NEEDS MORE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT, HE'S THE BEST THING SINCE RABBIT SOUP—
ah... Well, sounds like you have a bit of a soft spot for Preston, eh?
Kevin if you don't write that down right now I swear to cheese—
Bruh, literally what are you writing down?!
Nunya
Nunya wha—
NUNYA BUSINESS, NOOB
K, that's enough, can I go now?
It's enough when I say it's enough.
...
WHAT HAPPENED BTS?
I literally don't know what you're talking about.
I love how you are just the relatable queen
Kevin stop crushing on my ocs please—
If you want some behind the scenes.. I guess.. The next show should be some bloopers.
Of course, splendid idea!
Why do you talk like you're British
Why do you talk like a Canadian, huh? HUH KEVIN?!
*snaps fingers and Sage disappears to her own world*
Next Up, Bloopers from Behind the Scenes!
nobodyimportant out—
