(None of this was meant as an insult towards an oldest, youngest or middle child. It’s just for entertainment. I hope you find it relatable.)
POV: Soap bottle has just a tiny bit of soap in it
Oldest: *proceeds to put water in it and then uses it to wash hands*
Middle: *goes to other sink, gets soap, comes back to sink and washes hands*
Youngest: “MOMMMMMM!!”
POV: Mother’s Day
Oldest: “Happy Mothers Day, Mom!” *hands flowers and a card*
Middle: “Morning, Mom!” *hands card*
Youngest: “Happy Mother’s Day! Okay so I want eggs and bacon for breakfast and-“
POV: Mom isn’t home when she said she would be
Literally every sibling: “GUYS WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!?”
POV: Bad grades
Oldest: “Mom, heres my report card…”
Mom: “A’s… a’s… YOU GOT A B!?” *whips out the belt*
Middle: “Heres my report card, mom…”
Mom: “YOU GOT 3 C’S!?” *whips out the belt*
Youngest: “Here’s my report card, mom!”
Mom: “Aww honey you got one D instead of all F’s now! Here, we’re gonna go get some ice cream!”
POV: Your birthday
Oldest: “Okay, you got the cake, right? Oh, that’s smaller than I thought… not as planned but we still have cake! WoAh!! 9 pReSeNtS!!”
Middle: “Ahaha! Yes. I got 1 more present than last year. That gives me 2 presents! Wait… did they forget it was my birthday again? Why is no one here?”
Youngest: “YOU ONLY GOT ME 17 PRESENTS! AND THE CAKE ONLY HAS 3 LAYERS!” *complete tantrum on the floor*
