Strange/concerning Duolingo secntences pt.3

Question

Hello and welcome I found some really funny ones this time!

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Why in the world do you have cinnamon rolls in your ears???

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Uh… I think I’ll take cake please

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Were you at least allowed to wear underwear??

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Why, just why

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Wha- how can it exist and not exist at the same time???

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Duo be like

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BLOOD

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I genuinely would think it be really cool to live in Scotland or Sweden or one of those

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My Dad has gotten this one multiple times while learning Russian

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Uh.. I don’t have a cat?

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FIRST THE RAIN NOW ANTARCTICA WHATS NEXT THE SAHARA?!?!

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???

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Athena_Kid out!

Answer 1

Controversial but I think cinnamon rolls taste better in my ears—

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When I was young I was not allowed to wear pants

When the pants were young, they were allowed to wear you 

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Me: 

Onion: 

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"You must choose Cake or death"

Okay, but why would I want to say that in Russian—

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Next, Owen will be eating parsnips in the 

CARIBBEAN

*"He's a Pirate" intensifies*

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Comments

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO ROFL

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Yay, I made someone laugh :]

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..

Answer 2

Guys I lost my streak and now she's coming 4 me T-T

Help T•T

Comments

Uh oh

Answer 3

I say the first one all the time now. (Not kidding)

Comments

cuz of Sverige

cuz Sverige is where Minecraft is from

Answer 4

1. There’s a reason I’m wearing cinnamon roll earbuds, guys.

2. Hmm… cake or death? Imagine all the people who are allergic to cake…

3. Well, were you allowed to wear trousers?

4. I see that every day, I don’t see anything wrong with it.

5. Me talking to people in real life be like:

6. This is also me. Except more me and less sugar-coated half-lies.

7. He? You mean me?

8. Guys, we summoned Carly, who spells summoning “summouning”.

9. And my horse is in Banland.

10. Thanks! Yours does too! (I don’t have a cat)

11. Guys, let’s make an Owen Parsnip fan club!

12. This, my friend, will be the world in 1.727265188374573 centuries. Exactly.

Comments

thanks for summouning 

 <--- you

Answer 5

Dying laughing rn

Answer 6

I was biting my fist trying not to laugh lollll

Answer 7

DONT PICK CAKE

THE CAKE IS A LIE

Comments

THE CAKE IS POISONED SO TECHNICALLY YOU WOULD BE CHOOSING DEATH OVER DEATH—

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lol I had the exact same thought while making this

Answer 8

The last one is in my ancestors' language

Answer 9

The one about dying in the North is the last stanza of the Swedish National anthem

And yes, I will like to live and die in the North (North refereing to Scandinavia( if I can't, I'll live and die in a Scandinavian-American Settlement

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ALSO WE WANT OWEN LORE

Comments

Who else would know that besides you loll

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im smört

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I think we all need Owen lore

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yes

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Owen and the parsnips; His memior

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Will read

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Added to my TEMU shopping cart-

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Temu better not be seilling the sacred books of Moberg

Answer 10

Laughed so hard