dad logic part one!

Question

hello and welcome to dad logic: part one! the series where I post random things my dad says that doesnt make sense!

Me: *gets mac and cheese from box*

dad: u need some fruit before that!

me: Mom said I could

dad: *points out sodium and fat*

dad: this is why u feel bad!

me: I literally nvr said that-

dad: well u obviously feel like it! ur always tired and u walk like this:

dad: *does a slouching pose*

me: *walks off*

Answer 1

Lucky u.

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Answer 2

Reading the nutritional facts on food products for fun is highly underrated.

Also, my mom is the one who always makes me eat healthy food and my dad is more lax when it comes to healthy food.

(My mom is a nurse, that’s why)

Answer 3

My dad isn’t like that…

Comments

its abt mine I nvr said anything abt anyone else's dad