Disclaimer: This post isn't meant to offend anybody. No, I am not trying to bypass anything explicit or inappropriate. I am merely trying to have a good time. If you want to know what I'm saying or try this for yourself, just search up enderman translator and go from there.
Instead of learning an actual language, I am spending my summer break learning Enderman, the language of the fictional mobs from Minecraft. Yes, it is entirely useless in the real world, and no, I am not stopping xD.
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Enderman version:
⊑⟒⌰⌰⍜ ⟒⎐⟒⍀⊬⍜⋏⟒! ⟟ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⋏⍜ ⟟⎅⟒⏃ ⍙⊑⏃⏁ ⏁⍜ ⌇⏃⊬, ⌇⍜ ⟟ ⏃⋔ ⟊⎍⌇⏁ ☌⍜⟟⋏☌ ⍙⟟⏁⊑ ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⌖⎅. ⟟ ⏃⋔ ☊⎍⍀⍀⟒⋏⏁⌰⊬ ⟒⏃⏁⟟⋏☌ ☊⊑⟒⟒⍀⟟⍜⌇ ⏃⋏⎅ ⌿⍀⏃☊⏁⟟☊⟟⋏☌ ⟒⋏⎅⟒⍀⋔⏃⋏ ⍙⊑⟟⌰⟒ ⏚⟒⟟⋏☌ ☊⍜⋔⌿⌰⟒⏁⟒⌰⊬ ⌇⌰⟒⟒⌿ ⎅⟒⌿⍀⟟⎐⟒⎅ ⏃⏁ 11 ⏃⏁ ⋏⟟☌⊑⏁. ⏃⊑, ⏁⊑⟒ ⌿⎍⍀⟒ ⟊⍜⊬⌇ ⍜⎎ ⌰⟟⎎⟒. ⍙⊑⊬ ⏃⋔ ⟟ ⎅⍜⟟⋏☌ ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⏃⋏⎅ ⍙⊑⏃⏁ ⟟⌇ ⍙⍀⍜⋏☌ ⍙⟟⏁⊑ ⋔⟒-
English version:
Hello everyone! I have no idea what to say, so I am just going with this xD. I am currently eating Cheerios and practicing enderman while being completely sleep deprived at 11 at night. Ah, the pure joys of life. Why am I doing this and what is wrong with me-
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I genuinely have no idea what goes through my brain when I think of post ideas, but I don't even care at this point xD. Im not sure if KT will even let this go through, but if it does, then that's great!
This post was utterly pointless and I love that. Now I must go to sleep before Father Dino yells at me lol. Yes that's what my dad is going to be called, no im not changing it-
Eh hem. Goodbye :)
- Dino (he/they)
