Oh goodness
what else do Irish people say...
Ahm...
Don't touch me pot o' gold or I'll bite yer ankles!
Wait no
That's leprechauns
The short Irish people
What happened to me kilt?
I NEED ME KILT TO PLAY THE BAGPIPE!
Heheh I got somethin' else
THERE ONCE WAS A SHIP THAT PUT TO SEA
AND THE NAME OF THE SHIP WAS A BILLY O' TEA
THE WINDS BLEW HARD
HER BOW DIPPED DOWN
NOW BLOW
MY BULLY BOYS
BLOW
*sound of strain*
SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME
TO BRING US SHUGER AND TEA AND RUM
ONE DAY
WHEN THE TONGUIN' IS DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR LEAVE AND GOH!
This was in no way intended to offend any Irish people.