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Question

Welcome to the first episode of my series where I attempt to 'explain' random things to you. Feel free to suggest things. Also, this is all jokes, so please don't get offended :)

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Marriage fraud: Uhm. What's this mean? Oh, I think I know. Its when a couple commits a crime and get married during it! CRIME MARRIAGE! Maybe-?

If you guys aren't nice to me I will get commit crime marriage >:)

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Taxidermy: Gasundheit. Is this like some sort of crime? Move out of the way arson and tax fraud, taxidermy is coming through, or maybe I just really like crimes. Might have to get that checked out-

Maybe it's a car? Like you are on the highway, you look to your left, and there's a shiny new taxidermy zooming away-

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Coat hangers: 0/10. A brutal way of execution for coats, would not reccomend. My manager and my entire family will hear about this. 

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K that's all I have off the top of my head. I came up with this idea on 4 hours of sleep while listening to aggressive music, so I suppose that's my villain origin story or something. I am fully aware of how stupid this idea is and I don't care xD. 

- Dino wants his apology but he won't get it (he/they/xe)

Answer 1

Now time for my own interpretations, typed with 2 sore arms! (yes I do have 100 arms HAHA)

Marriage fraud: It’s a fake/scam marriage. And it’s fraud.

Taxidermy: Medicare but with taxis.

Coat hangers: I already know what that is so I can’t exactly interpret it…

Answer 2

I have one that Christians may or may not find funny:

Gen Z's version of a Jesus Crucifixion summary

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Guy with sandals unalived in a T-Pose because sussy baka Judas snitched lol

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-Nobi

Comments

@Nobi

HELP MY RICE ALMOST FLEW OUT OF MY NOSE WHILE READING 'SUSSY BAKA JUDAS'. THAT HAS SUCH 2018 COMEDY VIBES XD-

- Dino wants his apology but he won't get it (he/they/xe)

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Okay, off topic but is it just me or does your laughing face look like it has a goatee x3

AND ALSO HELP IS ON THE WAY, I REPEAT, HELP IS ON THE WAY

2018 IS ON THE WAY TOO

I SERIOUSLY WANT TO GO BACK THERE 

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. . .

This.

This is prime comedy.

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@Nobi

Yay it has a goatee :D

Never thought of it like that before but I love that idea sm

2018 really was the pinnacle of everyone's lives. The world shall never be the sam again.

@Writingnerd

Yup :D

- Dino wants his apology but he won't be able to get it (he/they/xe)

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Does that make me the comedian of KidzTalk, guys? :D

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@Nobi

Yup! You've been the pinnacle of KT comedy forever. KT should have an election for that-

Like an election for who is the most comedic, most intelligent, most likely to rickroll you, kindest, etc-

Unless they have that already; if they do I am not aware-

We love our little comedy queen Nobi :)

(Ima stop typing out the Dino Wants an Apology cause my hands are sore and im bored xD)

- Dino/Will/Wilbur (he/they/xe)

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Okie dokie!

Actually, I believe that Elo wins for most likely to rickroll you every year!

And I think Pumpkin is the most intelligent. I'm not that bright x3

And you guys should win for kindest. I'm basically just needed for laughs, I think 

You guys are way kinder than me.. :)

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WHAT THE HECK IS A BAKA JUDAS

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Baka means idiot, I think, in Japanese.

And sussy means suspicious, so...

Judas is a sussy baka, or suspicious idiot :3

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LOL

SUS IS LIKE NUMBER 1 IN MY VOCABULARY

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You and a lot of people nowadays have that as their #1 word X3

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*amongus music intensifyes

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dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun

DUN DUN

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im Christian and I laughed so hard why

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I never saw this until now.

Anyways, I have several methods to rickroll people easily. My phone wallpaper is a rickroll image, my (school as I don’t have a personal one) Google account profile is a rickroll GIF, and my school computer wallpaper is a rickroll meme. My contact poster (the image you get when calling someone that’s in your contacts. It’s an iOS 17 feature) is the same image used for my phone wallpaper.

And my favorite school period is professional rickrolling.

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I'm glad no one found this offensive :D

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BAAAKKAAAAAA JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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I have a very strong feeling that should be a tag—

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OFC

just imagine-

#SussyBakaJuddas