Weirdest thing I’ve ever eaten: I haven’t eaten very weird stuff (well maybe it’s beyond weird to you guys), but I’ve eaten turkey flavored Cheetos, grilled squid flavored Lays, American-flavored Lays, and also chili, lime, and salmon flavored Lays. I’ve also eaten cut-up grasshoppers before, and I also have a Universal Yums subscription and I’ve eaten every box since the December 2022 one.
Largest quantity of something I’ve ever eaten: Earlier today, I once again ate a third of a brick of fries.