IQ now stands for Incorrect Quotes.
Meanwhile I'm totally not watching Gilligan's Island for humor inspiration
PUMPKIN: (Apologizing) ..-/...--.-..-.-.-
DukeSilver: What was that?
PUMPKIN: Remorse code.
DukeSilver: I'm even angrier at you now.
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MinecraftnerdJunior: Are you an "ARRRR!" pirate or are you a "YO HO HO" pirate?
EloquentRacer92: I'm an 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.
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Hyrude: I've been expecting you... theatregirl.
theatregirl: How did you do that without turning around?
Hyrude: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you *nervous chuckle*
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Sanrio fanatic: I will put my "A" down to make "A".
BOOM: I will add to your "A" to make "AT".
PizzaLover44: I will add onto your "AT" to make "RAT".
KidzSearch: I will add onto your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC".
Sanrio fanatic: *flips the board*
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I was Crazy Once: Not to worry, I have a permit. *hands over paper*
Grimalch3mist: This just says 'I can do what I want'.
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OutstandingOwl: Here you are, Minecraftnerd, nice hot cup of coffee.
Minecraftnerd: Oh, it's cold.
OutstandingOwl: Nice cup of coffee.
Minecraftnerd: It's horrible!
OutstandingOwl: Cup of coffee.
Minecraftnerd: I'm not even sure it is coffee!
OutstandingOwl: Cup.
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EmoDinosaur72: Today I decided to wear this lovely shade called exhaustion under my eyes.
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Nobodyimportant: I'm gonna play a song for you right now.
Nobodyimportant: It's called "my life so far"
Nobodyimportant: *takes deep breath, bangs cymbal*
Nobodyimportant: *high pitched* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Fluffi Puppi: Did you just fall?
Kittycat99: No, I was checking if gravity still works.
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SuperCat: How did you get so tall?
GirlPwr4Eva: ice cream
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PsychoSloth: Minecraftnerd asked me what kind of soup I was eating and I did not know what to say because I had just put orange juice in a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon
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KidzTalk: *in the middle of an epic battle*
Esie: *around the corner at a vending machine* I see some Lays here, Sun Chips, some pretzel crisps, looks pretty good
KidzTalk: *chaos and screaming*
Esie: Ooh! they got Snickers too! Does anyone want one?
KidzTalk: *literally on fire*