ELO : get a Stickman suit and say you are the CEO of Wikipedia. You go to the "headquarters" but instead you kidnap her
CARLY : make a library stand (ok) and say that you are giving away free Scandinavian-American immigrant Novels (cuz carly is an oddly specific and complicated person) then you trick her into moving to Norway (after all, Carly is actually going to Norway)
THEATREDOG : pull up on an airplane and say that you are going to broadway
JOHNNY : Buttah Dog, The Dog with da Buttah on him