How you would do in… EP. 1

Question

How would you do in a fight against a full-grown coyote?

Rounds:

1: You vs coyote, no weapons.

2: you have a small switchblade knife

3: you have a fairly big hunting knife

4: you have a spear

5: you have a gun

6: you have a gun, but there is three coyotes

How would you fare in each round?

Answer 1

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WELL, IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM, JOIN 'EM

I GUESS I'M A COYOTE NOW—

Comments

REAL.

Answer 2

1.) I think I'd win! I can pin my dog when we wrestle, so a small coyote is nothing. However, I might get a chunk ripped out 

2.) I'd probably win, but the weapon is very small and close-range. Depending on where you stick it, it also might not deal much damage. I'd say a 50/50 chance.

3.) Win. The bigger the better.

4.) Another dub 

5.) A 50/50. I've never shot a gun, and I'm terrible at aiming probably. So it would have to be close-range. 

6.) I better run. 

Comments

Some nights, when im SUPER hyper, and my bear mode gets turned on, I chase my dog around the house, running as fast as i can. Eventually, I chase her to my Aunt’s bedroom, then we wrestle on the bed. I easily pin her, and I bet if I have alot of sugar, I’ll destroy that dollar tree wolf by kicking its head and/or ribs in. If im not hyper, I’ll still strangle the dang thing.

Only round where I doubt my ability is round 6. Good stomp every other round though, especially round 5 (I have been hunting since I was a baby).

But yeah. Glad we have some more gladiators on this site like you, Ms. President!

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P.S. i do not strangle my dog, i was referring to the coyote as a “dollar tree wolf”.

Also, who flagged this?

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It took me a few tries to realize you were talking about the coyote. Thanks for editing this x3

Because before I figured it out on my own, I was concerned—

Also, I'm NOT the one who flagged this, I just wanted to thank you for editing this x3

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OMG BRO I FLAGGED IT 'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR DOG AND I WAS LIKE "ERM WHAT THE FLIP?" AND SO I FLAGGED IT 'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WAS JUST CAUSUALLY ABUSING YOU'RE DOG LOL I'M SO SORRY TY FOR CLARIFYING 

Answer 3

Reminder: this coyote has no rabies, and remember that coyotes are not wolves or a massive pitbull.

I think I could take on a coyote if no surprise attacks are involved.

I might lose in round 6 but round 5 is a stomp win

Answer 4

Where I live, this could actually happen.

1. Run away

2. I'd be too scared to use it, so either run away or die

3. Die

4. Die

5. Die

6. Die

Answer 5

I'd be dead by round two.

Answer 6

1. Die for sure

2. Die

3. Die

4. Die

5. Die

6. Definitely die

Answer 7

I'd already be calling a uber bc I trust my gut the first time :)

Comments

Facts