Chapter the 10th: MOM! DAD!
I hugged my parents tight. "After you were announced dead, I went to live with my Aunt! She was rude, terrible, and uncivilized! She burped in my face, and she was so, so, MEAN!" I yelled. "We're so sorry we put you through that. People swarmed us, so we thought we could live in peace by faking our own death." They apologized and we had some tea.
Chapter the 11th: A-A-A N-New -Si-s-s-ter?
My parents told me awesome news. "We're having a BABY GIRL!". They said. The gender was very convenient. AND coincidental. I was so happy, I could jump OFF of cloud nine to go to cloud 27. I was as high as my mom's heels(But still as short as my dad :l)! I asked them, "How many months?" They giggled and said, "NOW!" I was confused. "You faked your death, though. How will you have a baby?" "Before our *Giggle* DEATH," They said," Your dad became a doctor. We know, we know. It's weird. But it'll do."
The end( For now >:D)!
