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*EXTREMELY LOUD SIP* “okay so i’m kinda bored. Im working on a commercial for an off-brand cereal company called Loop-Loops. Enjoy the episode.” *MORE EXTREMELY LOUD SIPPING*

“Yo AJ wassup?” Steve said to A.J. “Not much, business is going good. What will it be for today?” A.J. Replied.

“Just two Frank N’ Furters hot dogs.” Steve said. “Alright, it will be 120 gold coins.” A.J. Replied. Steve paid, and then went on his way. Steve kicked the door open at his apartment. “DID IT ARRIVE?!?!” Steve asked excitedly to his cat. Steve looked at the package and ripped it open. “BEHOLD. THE JX-750 FLAMETHROWER!!!” Steve said in awe, and then proceeded to do a heavenly choir voice. He devoured the hot dogs right after. “The process is disgusting but the final product is amazing.” Steve said. “LETS TEST OUT THE FLAMETHROWER AT HITLER’S HOUSE!!!” Steve yelled. He snapped his fingers and time traveled to 1942. “GET READY HITLER, ITS ABOUT TO GET TOASTY!!!” Steve said before burning Hitler’s house down.

Steve burned the entire house down.

“Man that was fun. I should do this more often.” Steve said to himself. “Im surprised i dont have a girlfriend. Oh wait. I don’t have a face.” Steve thought. He snapped his fingers and returned to his time. “Hey Chewy, you wanna visit Jadarius and Kaiser?” Steve said. “Meow!” Chewy said to Steve excitedly, as Chewy liked to play with Kaiser. “Okay then, lets go!” He snapped his fingers and went to Jadarius’s universe. “YO WASSUP JD?” Steve yelled. “STEVE, MY STICK-MAN!” Jadarius replied. They did their secret handshake and their greeting. “You look like you have enough meat to feed a wolf pack.” Steve said. “Funny enough, i just went on a hunting trip near the Gun Slingers Camp, and i killed a Wolf Pack! And then, when i got to area 8, i killed 3 bears!” Jadarius replied. “Classic JD.” Steve said then laughed.

“Alright, well i gotta go. Lemme say goodbye to Kaiser real quick.” Steve said. “WHO’S A GOOD BOY? WHO’S A GOOD BOY?” Steve said to kaiser while rubbing his belly. “Alright. Chewy, lets go.” Steve finished. Steve snapped his fingers and returned to his universe. 

“And thats the end of this episode! See y’all later!” Steve says to you.




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