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Grant wanted to celebrate.

He called up his friends from work, and they all decided to go to the bar.

After they all got to the bar, Grant immediately yelled, “DRINKS ARE ON ME!”

The entire bar cheered.

A little backstory on the bar?

Well, it’s called “Peanut’s bar”.

It was established in 1984, where over 100 people crammed into a room to watch “The Terminator” along with everyone else.

Suddenly, Grant got a call from Aaron.

He answered.

“Hello hello, you up for a drink?” Grant asked Aaron.

“I’m 18, remember? Are you drunk already?” Aaron replied.

“Nope. What you been doing?” Grant said.

“I got a date, and I’m talking to a friend.” Aaron said back.

“You got a date? You gonna French-kiss her?” Grant said, clearly teasing Aaron.

“Oh, yeah.” Aaron replied, shockingly.

“How many seconds?” Grant asked.

“5 seconds at the absolute minimum, 15 seconds at the maximum.” Aaron said.

“It’s settled then. Drink some orange juice before you do it, it’ll extend your minimum and maximum time. I’ll see you later.” Grant said, ending the call.

Grant and his friends partied all night.

And, there was even a speed tournament!

Yes, a card game tournament in a bar that is not poker!

Grant was knocked out in the first round, but turns out the winner was a 52-year old McDonalds cashier.

Grant did have a slap battle with the fattest guy in the bar, and immediately got knocked out by the first slap.

Then, out of nowhere, someone blasted some epic music.

Everyone started dancing, and it was a good time.

Even the bartender joined in.

After the night ended, Grant was tired.

Instead of going by car, he decided to walk.

After only 2 minutes, he accidentally bumped into someone.

“HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING!” The guy yelled.

“Sorry, sorry. Chill.” Grant replied drunkily.

“You wanna go?” The guy asked.

“Sure.” Grant said.

The guy threw five punches, bloodying Grant’s lip.

“That all you got?” Grant asked.

The guy threw another punch, but Grant ducked it, and put the guy’s arm in a lock.

Grant pounded the guy’s face, and the fight was starting to build a crowd.

The two exchanged kicks, and the fight was getting more intense.

Suddenly, the guy landed a huge right hook which knocked down Grant.

However, Grant got up.

The guy started to walk away from the fight, but Grant said drunkily,

“I DIDN’T HEAR NO BELL!”

The guy grinned, and turned back.

Grant woke up, and started to go ham.

He knocked down the guy, leaving him down.

The crowd hoisted him up, but right as sirens were heard, they dropped him.

Grant ran home, exhilarated from the night.

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Hope you enjoyed

Bye bye



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0 votes
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Goodness that’s intense

And kissing somebody for 15 seconds- wowzers
by (150k points)
I think Joel’s record is 2 minutes-
by (149k points)
WUHT TEH HEK
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WoAh-

well.

new favorite book right here.

and...

new favorite fictional Man 

ANYWAYS-

this is really good.

I NEED THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!

0 votes
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FIGHT!
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Sirens: *spawn*

Grant: running

0 votes
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Oo

Omg
0 votes
by (146k points)
FIGHT

FIGHT

FIGHT
by (150k points)
Next episode you gonna be going

KISS

KISS

KISS



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