This is the most pointless post ever
1. I broke my pinky toe running into a wall once
2. A few months before that I sprained my pinky finger trying to catch a football
3. I always have a bruise somewhere
4. I ran into the paper towel dispenser in the bathroom today
5. I keep hitting the toilet somehow as I’m leaving the bathroom in my house
6. I fell off my bed last week grabbing something lol
7. I tripped while I was walking to my next class along like 60 kids and ran into the person in front of me, which happens pretty regularly
8. In my homeroom the other day kids were playing with water and I slipped and fell over in it well aware it was there rushing to get a tissue
9. If I’m distracted or lost in thought I bump into 80% of whats around me, it doesn’t matter whether I’m thinking about someone or a moldy sock that I saw on the stairs
10. I trip on my own feet
Thank you for reading another one of my TedTalks
