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Hey everyone :)

I know everyone has done at least one stupid thing in their life that they look back on and go: What was I even thinking?

Mine happened when I was like 4-6 years old. I was at my friends house (he's a dude btw-) and I went to their bathroom and tried to "PEE LIKE A BOY"- (IM AFAB, SO I HAVE ALL FEMALE PARTS AND EVERYTHING-)

DO YOU WANT TO EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT-

The only good thing about that situation is that I got to borrow some of my friends' boy clothes, because obviously my other clothes got a bit...yk. Little me was infinitely embarrassed but so happy about getting "not girl clothes".

I FEEL SO AWKWARD SHARING THIS-

I guess its a sign that I trust yall with this info xD

Anyway, what about you guys?​​​​​​ I cant be the only one that did the most cursed things as a kid. I have so many embarassing stories like this lol. I swear all the answers on this are just going to be mocking me or memeing around, but that's the joy of it.

- Dino (he/they)



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I did this once when I was like 7 but I took off my pants completely and then had to wipe the floor with toilet paper and pretend this never happened

Now I’m trying to think of something

OH YEAH SO THIS IS KINDA EMBARRASSING LOOKING BACK ON IT

When I was in like pre-k I sometimes went to the nurse saying I had a stomach ache with no stomach ache at all. One day, I wanted to get out of school, so I complained of a hurting stomach and got sent to the nurse. I kept complaining and so the nurse called my mom and told her to pick me up. I was like, YES, VICTORY! but I kept whining. When my mom came I got told to go grab my stuff. And when I got back to the class, they were doing centers.

In case you don’t know what “centers” are, basically near the end of the day we had stations with different toys (i.e. one called “Housekeeping” had dolls and a kitchen that EVERY GIRL WANTED TO PLAY INCLUDING ME which reminds me I was sometimes the dad in that because no one else wanted to ö). Everyone got randomly picked to a station. And I wanted to play! But I was going home. So I remember crying as I got my folder and when I got to my mom I was sobbing and saying “I DONT WANNA GO!!” but I had to go anyway. I got so annoying that my mom sent me to my room. When I came downstairs 2 different times I said “I WANNA GO BACK!” and my mom sent me to my room again. Then I came down and silently said in my head “I wanna go back!” and my mom of course didn’t hear so I thought I was the most rebellious kid in the world.

What is going on in the mind of a pre-k kid? This is one thing.
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My sister's class does something called centres , except its where they play educational games with partners I think.



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