*falls on face*
Whoops, sorry.
Anyways, pretty dramatic and weird way to start this off, but its just random jokes, so it doesn't really matter.
Also I'm just realizing that this is officially the first post on my blog, other than my intro, so wow. This is a thing now lol.
Have fun, and IF YOU DONT LAUGH I WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL AND FEED IT TO MY FRIEND NOBBY.
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1. Why are a deer's legs so expensive?
Because they are under a buck!
(*SNORT, SNICKER, ROLL ON FLOOR, CHOKE ON WATER, LAUGH AT PITCH OF BLUE WHALE*)
2. When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes a-parent! (apparent)
3. I'm terrified of calendars; their days are numbered.
4. You seriously believe that swimming with sharks is expensive?
Hah! It cost me an arm and a leg!
5. If children refuse to sleep, are they resisting a rest?
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I hope you enjoyed. I'm sorry that this was kind of short, I was busy today lol. Always remember to worship Nobby, & feel free to tell me if you want a sequel and/or if you have any other ideas for things I could post! Bye my little googlies! :DD
- Dino
